TheLurveShack

is the hiatus over?

2009-08-05T19:32:00.004+10:00

its been more than 1 year since i last posted...
and to think that at one point in my life, i would try to post atleast once a day.

anyway. im in the office.

and bored out of my fucking mind.

SO CLICK HERE for something funny i came across as i attempt to journey out of boredom. (Not really safe for work... But im sure your boss will appreciate the humour anyway)

/enjoy

PS: im currently addicted to playing bloodbowl on the computer.

back in kl.

2008-05-01T19:38:00.002+10:00

blog more or less dead.

but i will post up stuff if i find anything good.

due to my internet connection (or lack off) i cant get much stuff online.

but still...

i do try :)

videos to watch!!!

DEAD FANTASY Part 1
DEAD FANTASY Part 2(SIMPLY AMAZING)

games to play....

TYPERACER! you basically race by typing against other people online. my best is 92wpm. great fun!

i fell down the big fucking longkang/drain next to my gf house today.
so a bit the paining.

thats all for now.

/end

oh yeah

2008-04-09T02:11:00.001+10:00

i forgot to mention this 2 posts ago i think. the one where i went to newcastle.

everytime nicky butt would get the ball..
the WHOLE stadium would shout "SHOOT!!!"
lol

damn funny

holey moley

2008-04-07T20:22:00.002+10:00

the world has gone bonkers

its april.

and its been snowing in the uk.

this is weird cos march is supposed to be the beginning of spring or end of winter.

there was no snow during winter.

and in april its snowed three times.

lol.

so ok. weather a bit wonky.

however on the OTHER side of the world a bit closer to home.

CLICK HERE

HAIL IN SINGAPORE??!?!?!?!

maybe you folks in kl already heard it.
but damn its news to me!!!

lol

/end

Have you done your part?

2008-04-07T02:36:00.001+10:00

makes me feel warm inside to know that i've tried!

warm indeeeeeed.

hahaha

/end

a day to remember

2008-04-06T09:49:00.002+10:00

once again i find myself on a long arduous journey back to newcastle.

my second visit. (first time lost to blackburn 0-1 89th min goal)

i was hesitant at first.
tickets costing 35quid.
train costing 65quid...

but bouyed by our success in london @ white hart lane.

i decided that this maybe my last chance to experience the win at st james park.

so off i went.

woke up at 7:45 this time... not as early as before...
but still... very early.

got me a whopper at the train station and off i went.

looong train ride. got me some nice pictures of the long bridge over some huge river as i enter newcastle.

this time i knew my way around so i didnt have to disturb the woman at the information centre.

got to the stadium.

decided to walk around it.

fantastic idea.

lol.

saw the main entrance. (which i didnt see the last time i went there!!!)

then i saw like some road entrance leading into the grounds... and saw people standing around it.

then it hit me!

dengdengdeng

some fancyschmancy porsch 911 (i think) pulls up...
habib beye waves in my general direction.

cool sial.

i wait a while longer in hopes to catch a few more stars.

3 huge range rovers convoy and pass me by.
its hard to see who is in it due to the tinted windows. (one car had 4 people in it)

(oh the players just drive in to a dead end to the grounds. then some valet people will reverse the car back out)

as the range rovers reverse.

i notice the number plate.

M100 WEN*

damn!

i didnt see him inside the car!(that was the car with 4 people in it)

(*clarification for those who dont know. M100 WEN would be M-10-OWEN as in Micheal Owen 10 cos thats his player number)

then after that. everyone left the area (i dunno why) so i also decided to leave... im guessing that they knew something i didnt.

took a memorabilia tour. not very happening. i dont know/recognise much of anything. lots of b/w stuff.
though there was 1 interesting piece.

the signed match ball of the England 5-1 Germany game inclusive of owens boots lol.

and some shearer stuff.

anyway i got bored and decided to head to my seat.

i was quite worried that my seat would suck.

cos the last time i was behind-ish a goal. which was good though.
cos all the newcastle chants/songs would originate from there. and it just so happened all the good action during the game was also there.
but a bit hard to see action on the other side of the pitch.

anyway this time when i booked my ticket. the ticketing lady actually asked me where i wanted to sit. i said i wanted to sit on the milburn stand (which is like above the dugouts)
so she got me seats there. but there were no more low ones. so she got me the REALLY high ones.

so i was worried that it would be so high that all i would see were dots running around the pitch.

didnt help that i had to WALK like many... many levels/staircases up.
fucking exhausting.
atleast a good 8 levels la haha.

but when i got up there.

steam man.

the words NEWCASTLE UNITED directly opposite me on the other side of the stadium
(the stadium is constructed so that half of it has an additional stand. so the other half is lower)

very good view too.

but...

fucking cold.

seriously fucking cold.

even now my fingers feel a bit cacat from over clapping.
(must've clapped too hard and not realised it due to the numbness)

i had a hot BOVRIL from the cafe.
its a bit weird.
has like a slight sweet taste to it.

anyway. onto the match.

it was amazing.

a not so good start.
reading won an early corner.
but we got into the groove of it and fought back.

i cant really remember how the goals were like truth be told.

all i remember was martins putting the ball in the back of the net.
a LOT of noise. (of which i tried to make even more)
martins did his celebratory acrobatics.
shiok.

the guy infront of me was like carrying his son in the air(the kid looked atleast 10 so hes not that light.. considering the height of our seats!!!)

by the time i realised people were starting to sit down, my arms were still in the air.

1-0 Newcastle!

truth be told. i was half expecting an instant replay to just pop up infront of my eyes lol.
definatly not used to life football haha.

we were a bit slow.
martins was the only person who would seem to run anywhere.

then some nifty play here and there.
owen scores and the crowd goes wild again!

2-0 Newcastle!

then half time came.
i decided to stay at my seat. bar wouldve been packed.

2nd half was really good.
i wonder what kind of halftime talk keegan game the team
cos 2nd half we were damn good!!!

we kept attacking and reading were useless..
maybe they kinda gave up after being 2-0 at halftime.

viduka got his goal too.
shiok!

3-0

oh yeah. i was sitting next to these 2 very adamant newcastle fans haha
they kept trying to boss the players around haha.
but very interesting to listen to their tactics too.
i would occasionally notice things that i didnt realise myself.

and then the full time whistle went.
and everyone had a spring to their step.

last time when we lost to blackburn. you would hear everyone bickering. contemplating future matchups.
this time when we win! no one talks about football!
haha

its like all is good so no need kacau.

cept the occasional WOR KEEGAN song which i dont know the lyrics too.
i only know the united song and the obafemi martins song lol.

they started singing some song a couple times.
only later i realised the words were something along the lines of
keano something something something.
we go to europe something.

lol.
(keano as in roy keane sunderland.. very intense derby rivals)

so i then bought myself a martins jersey :)
(i accidentally OVER dried my butt jersey in the dryer. so its a bit 'off')
nvm lah once in a lifetime!!!

hehehe

passed by 2 very fine comic shops on the way back to the train station.
contemplated buying some, but decided against it.
(20 pounds for complete volume of BONE!... but fucking heavy to carry back to kl)

got me some yummy subway sandwich and headed home.
damn tired.

over heard some reading fans talking to newcastle fans.
pity them also.
they paid just about as much as i did to watch the match. both time and money.
and kena wallop 3-0

oh well.

fuckit!!!
hahahaha

the roar of the stadium is just awesome.
but i guess i couldnt hear it much cos i was too focused on roaring at the same time as well!

a truly fantastic day!

ill upload pics and vids when i not so sleepy :)

/anewbeginning

FINALLY! The Rock has come back..!

2008-04-01T04:47:00.002+11:00

for those of you who enjoyed watching wwF during your teens

heres a video for you!

The Rock being inducted into the wwE hall of fame 2008:

great stuff.

you just gotta love the rock.

and if you didnt watch wwf during your teens. then you really missed out :P

while i was thinking about it for a while in the shower...
what was so appealing about the wwf.

i mean... deep down we knew it was staged.

yet you'd see some guy jump down from the top of the cage and fall all the way to the floor(not the ring, but out of the ring) onto thumbtacks...

i guess thats what was so appealing. the high profile wacky fights they would come up with.

ladder fights pink slip match.

lol.

good stuff.

/end

hmmm

2008-04-01T02:20:00.003+11:00

i cant really remember where i left off.

i know i was at tishs place for another of my extended visits haha.

oh!

i remember having this awesome dream.
it had zombies in it!!!

and it wasnt a nightmare.

i was generally quite cool about it!

it was like.

ok theres a zombie.

kill zombie.

next!!!

haha

it was so straightforward.

like no big deal.

i remember being in a house hunting them.

then there was a zombie i locked in the bathroom.
i went about the rest of the house killing off the rest of the zombies.
then i returned to the bathroom to finish off the zombie i left in there.

then i had this thought.
it would be such a cliche if the zombie had escaped and wasnt in the bathroom.

lo and behold.

she(the zombie was a woman) wasnt in the bathroom.

i remember sighing in a "malas wtf lame predictable horror movie wannabe stuff" manner...

then i woke up.

feeling rather confident if a zombie outbreak occured.

i need me a katana!

got me thinking.

imagine if you were like some japanese samurai team.
zombie killing would be a synch!

oh well.

newcastle beat tottenham @ white hart lane 1-4
amazing.

i just bought my tickets for this weekends reading match @ st james park :)
(i really wanna experience the win)
so i REALLY hope can win la.
really reallllllllllly hoping.

besides that not much.

flight back to kl been booked already.

boring past few days.

tish got be started on football manager.
its alright.
kinda fun to play if you have lots of time.
but im the kinda guy who doesnt like to lose..

oh yeah.
played mahjong @ tishs place too.
i think my skills have vastly improved.
managed to get some big wins!

that be about all for now.
~end~

news of the world

2008-03-26T08:32:00.002+11:00

some random tidbits ive wanted to share to you i collected over the weekend i was at tishs place.

Student urinates in teachers lunchbox

pro.

Hypnotist thief extrodinaire

man... i really want to learn hypnosis!!!

/end

the biggest cockup as far as cockups go

2008-03-22T02:52:00.003+11:00

well know how ive been ranting about wanting to go to watch 300 @ IMAX for like...

LONG TIME now....

see there was this weird thing going on.

the imax main site didnt mention 300 at all..
but there were other links stating that 300 would be showing the 22nd of march la...

then tish did more searching of his own and found out...

that 300 would be showing on the 22nd of march... 2007....

PUKIMA!

thats my darth vader moment right there.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*sigh*

no more 300 @ imax..

sadness

/end

good pictures

2008-03-21T10:00:00.000+11:00

taken from phun.org

that baby tshirt is the best!!!

/end

3:10 to Yuma

2008-03-20T17:40:00.005+11:00

hmmm a very unique movie i must admit.

its got a very disappointing yet satisfying ending.

everything does sort itself out in the end...
yet you still keep wondering "why...?"

characters were very well done.
(cept christian bales son)

russel crowe just superb as the bad guy that you can relate to.

overall 4 out of 5

its got such a weird albeit very simple ending that just leaves you rather confuddled...

you just cant help but over analyse it.

why why why!?!

...

yet you know why...

but it just doesnt make sense.

argh!

go watch it lol.

simple and good.

/end

weekend updates.

2008-03-20T09:52:00.002+11:00

ummm...

ok.

THURSDAY
went to stay evans place to play dota.
had gooot pizza for dinner.

FRIDAY
woke up late
went to town for lunch and dinner.

everyone DIDNT want to eat in chinatown.
but we ended up eating in chinatown.
food was umm... would "waste of money" be a descriptive term?

london fellas convinced me to stay 1 more night for clubbing

went to the club.
(no smoking in clubs btw)
got to our table.

FUCKING SMELT LIKE SOCKS... VERY SMELLY SWEATY SOCKS
and this no cacat club either.
ewww

anyway drank quite a bit. but i was quite restrained.
the DJ should be shot.
he interrupted "World Hold On" halfway to change to a britney spears song.

seriously.
no exaggeration.

he kept changing songs halfway!
every 2 minutes song change.

frustration maximum.

then they kept BLOWING up confetti.

take note the BLOWING up part.

first the song would ABRUPTLY end.

then the STAR WARS FAN FARE would come on.
(yes... STAR WARS... like in the intro when the words start scrolling)

then...

BANG.

and i really mean BANG.

confetti everywhere.

then some waitress came to our table with a plate of fruit with some BIG firework on it.
(only 2 tables got it)

then about 2 hours later...
SECOND round of EXPLOSIONS.

i even got hit by a chunk of confetti..

pain sial.
like paintball...

WTF!

then crashed at hsiangs place.

SATURDAY
evan tish hsiang renie(hsiang gf, who i like to call pepe reine like the pool keeper cept it sounds like pepperoni) and andrea went to borogh market.
some food market basically.

snacked around here and there.
whacked some BIG oysters.
had some panas hot and spicy cider.(not very nice)
tasted a LOT of cheese.
i regret not buying a few...
there was some uber red wine parmesan.
i shouldve bought a slice to just snack on haha.

hsiang and reine went back home after that. and the rest of us went to the aquarium.
it was alright i reckon.
definatly not worth full price admission.
but there were some cool fish.
only 1 really big tank with some decent fish and 1 touch pool with a couple rays.
some nice fish.

OH...
i actually saw a SPIDER CRAB.
deng deng deng.
spider crab spider crab...(in the tune of spiderman/pig)

after that we went to some arcade.
wasted a lot of money on those machines you throw coins inside with the hope that more coins fall out.
and lost money.
haha

then went to dinner at some FAR AWAY PLACE.
it was the POLISH area of london.
yes there is a polish area in london...
and it is rather remote.

haha.

food was fucking awesome.

i had PORK NECK.
that was alright.
i shared (thank goodness) with tish who had pork shank.
orgasmic.

the fatttttness......

MMmMmMmMmmMmmmmMmMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

you could SUCK THE FAT OFF THE BONE.

on par with a good meal of bah kut teh.
same tenderness too...

and i think the very fit polish waitress was flirting with me.
haha
she kept giving me this lo_Ok

haha

great food.

definatly worth the 20 minute walk from the train station lol.

then after that we all decided to go to tishs place.

i followed evan back so i could pick up my bag+laptop and headed to tishs place.
got there at 12.
tish and co got back at 1am.

played a bit of dota.
slept.

SUNDAY
lovely lazy day in.
played a lot of mahjong and dota.
tishs mum made brownies... again.
mmmmmmm

my mahjong skillz getting better!

after some delibriations they all decided not to stay over at tishs place cept me and andrea.

MONDAY
ST PATRICKS DAY!
andrea went off to southampton.
i headed into london for some pub action!
met up with hsiang and pepe reine.
shes from HK so she taught me like 7 new drinking games lol.
my fav would have to be "turtle turtle jump"
lol.
fucking mind boggling.
started slowly.
then got into the drinking rhythm.
went back to hsiangs place. played wii fit.
lol.
goodstuff.

then had dinner at nice italian place.
and FINALLY went back home.
haha
kena kidnapped for 5 days lol.

will post up pictures another time.
theyre in my camera in my coat.

/end

gone is the humour

2008-03-20T04:48:00.005+11:00

i just saw an episode of jeeves and wooster on tv.

and im utterly perplexed by its humour.

not one LOL moment in the episode.

yet i have this deep desire to want to watch more!

its damn funny yet not at the same time.

its the quirkyness i guess...

heh.

just dont get funnies like that nowadays.

/end

KEN LEEEEE

2008-03-19T03:06:00.000+11:00

"Tulibu dibu douchoo"

HAHAHAHHHAHAHA

courtesy of mr wesley wong.

priceless

/end

newcastle didnt lose!!

2008-03-18T09:13:00.001+11:00

yay!!!

haha...

weekend was great.

will write up later.

been away from home/computer-time for too long.

~end~

dream

2008-03-13T02:16:00.005+11:00

i had a dream.

i cant remember what happened though

all i remember is a very intense fight... and something edible...

lol.

Check out this random story (CLICK HERE)

basically

polish man has sex with vacuum cleaner.

his excuse being he was cleaning himself and that it was a "common practise in poland"

the fact that i actually DO know someone polish and have sent this link to him is just priceless..
/end

im turning japanese...

2008-03-12T08:47:00.002+11:00

its as if ive unlocked my inner pedophiliac.

now before things get out of hands
hear me out

HERRRR EYESSSS

she would pwn ghost rider in an instant

STARE @ JOOO PWNAGE

now
if you've seen that video.
(whats little to see)
first things first.

ask yourself in your head.

roughly.

How many views you reckon that yourtube video has?

...

no cheating now!!

..

got the answer in your head?

...

2.7million.

lol.

she is japanese.
and apparently 21.
lives in the states though.

but i saw one video of her speaking japanese.
very fluent.

....

HERRRR EYESSSSSS

im hypnotized

@.@
/end

oven be brewing

2008-03-12T08:29:00.002+11:00

my cousin + adam went to barcelona last saturday and returning wednesday.

whoohoo
whole house to myself.

bad news.

GALE FORCE WINDS AND STORMS MONDAY TUESDAY and i just found out WEDNESDAY as well
T.T

so basically i knew i wouldnt want to be leaving the house.

so then last sunday on the way home.
i stopped by marks and spencers and bought food...
lots of food..
inclusive of 1.5kg of lasagna.

HOHOHO

used the oven to cook it.

i love the oven

makes everything just taste better!!!

been using it for pizzas as well.

just awesome.

its like a slow microwave oven that makes your food just worth the wait.

heh.

friday gonna be st patricks day drinking.
3 pints = 1x free hat.
hohoho.

sure wasted.
/end

random goodness

2008-03-12T06:35:00.001+11:00

lol.

indeed.

lol.

/end

Updates!

2008-03-11T02:00:00.002+11:00

after weeks of tedious planning.

last weekend we played paintball!!

there were 11 of us.
it was not bad.

located litterally in the middle of no where.
(didnt help that i was the navigator as well)
the terrain was jungle/woods with trees everywhere.

we were mixed up with some german kids and some gung ho moron angmos and split into 2 teams.

general rule is that they want to discourage headshots (eventhough of the mask) so headshots dont count
(which in the end is counter-intuitive cos then the first thing you would stick out is your head)

played 3 scenarios.
each scenario involves a defending team which is not allowed to move out of its allocated space.
which seriously limited game play.

and the attackers which usually involved some sort of mission

both teams will have 10 minutes playing both sides.

scenario 1.
the attacking team is to retrieve a monkey placed up a tree (with that being the only tree for like 5 meters around it)
defenders are to camp on a hill of boulders directly behind the tree.
and the attackers are only allowed to come from generally 1 side.
(you cant go behind la)

so my team was attacking first.

after 5 minutes i got bored cos it was a stalemate.
there were like 6 guns focused on the monkey and no where to hide near it.
i dumped my gun.
took 2 shields
(which were like dustbin lids) and tried to make a break for it)

i got to the floor near it but my then i had to just crouch behind my shields as lots of bullets were making a lot of noise against it.
then times out.

round 2.
my team defending.
i just wandered around the boulders chilling out.
terrence copied my tactic of dumping his gun and taking 2 shields.
he made it further than me.
but difference was he got hit... a lot haha

so scenario 1.
DRAW.
boring~

scenario 2

top of the hill. defenders camped.
slightly below them is a flag.
bottom of hill.. are where attackers come from.

first round my team defending.
so i was a bit un-enthusiastic about defending.
so i just sat behind a tree lol.
we lost that round.

nexdt round my team attacking
this time i didnt even bother bringing my gun with me.
i had bought 3 smoke grenades earlier in the day and wanted to use them.

plus its fucking impossible to shoot anything other than a head.

so i made a good run. got to a slope. tossed the smoke. (which after the match the other fellas said wasnt thrown far enough haha)
but our team mate got the flag. he got shot. and hsiang took the flag back down the hill.

there was some confusion due to the initial flag bearer getting shot. but in the end they gave the win to us cos hsiang who picked up the flag didnt get shot.

so ok 1-1

third scenario.

defenders at the bottom of the hill in a cacat fort.
they had 3 flags which were loosely tied to 3 trees nearby the fort
the flags could be shot down or grabbed down(at the risk of being shot)

there were big riot shields located around the place. (like 4-5 of them)
and they could like interlock.

the other team amgmos(as usual gung ho but stupid) insisted that they attack first.
(by which time i was like going "yes!")
i didnt do much. just lepaked in the fort. attacking team managed to shoot down 1 flag.

then was my teams turn to attack.
and i had a plan!

i was adamant that i didnt want the ang mos to gung ho and get the shields.
so i set about with a plan.

whistle went off.
i just sprinted down the valley towards the first shield.
hsiang tish keas followed behind me.

managed to get to the first shield unscathed. (mind you the shields are quite close to the fort)
then keas(a girl btw) then made some super gungho sprint from my shield like 10 meters to the left. picked up a 2nd shield and ran back!
pro`ness.

without getting hit too!

seriously that just won us the game.
hsiang and i dumped our guns.
took up the shields and made our way towards the flags + fort.
i saw some random kid stranded behind a shield shooting blindly and called him over to join us.

deng deng deng
phallanx formation!
wah.
fucking a lot of bullets damn noisy man.
we were right infront of the fort.
i kena shot in the leg. fucking pain cos so close.
but nvm pressed on!
(cheat a bit also la cos last mission)
i then tossed 2 smoke grenades at the fort.
hahaha

then our team mates managed to shoot down all 3 flags!
(which was a bit of a bummer cos i was not 'too' far away from one of them which we could've pulled down)

red team winnah!!!

fucking shiok man.

but only the last mission.

they shot at us so much that they ran out of bullets and ended up shooting just air to make noise.

and i came to realise that in all 3 missions i ended up leaving my gun behind.

so now.
body damn pain.
not cos kena shot.
but cos unfit haha.

tishen got shot from a stray bullet that missed our shields and his his thumb
hehe.

no real pictures for show.

took one of my leg.

big swollen circle.
hehe.

made up for the HORRID weekend of football.

~end~

Cockroach Spray

2008-03-11T01:59:00.000+11:00

TOO FUNNY!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

/end

a day at Newcastle

2008-03-05T04:28:00.002+11:00

woke up at 7am.

got ready.

arrived at kings cross at 7:50am.

train at 9am.
fucking cold.

had a bagel.

NO TRASHCANS IN SIGHT.
fucking terrorists...
(which is the reason i imagine there are no trashbins anywhere)

had to walk 1 block outside the train station to find one...

got on train.

final destination glasgow.

lol.

was to worried i might OVERSHOOT the stop if i overslept so i didnt sleep...

3 hour ride there.

finally arrived at newcastle.

its fucking beautiful.

when you first look out the window when the train conductor says you are about to arrive.
you cross over this really high bridge over some massive river that leads into newcastle which just looks great.

got out of station.

looked around.

didnt know where to go.

went back into station.

asked woman at information desk where st james park is.

she responded:

"oh tyurnleftoutstationstraightblahglebghlanestarightblahmelraeghturnright"
"ok?"

...

i stated blankly at her and just nodded my head and went somewhere else.

found a map nearby and some signs pointing me in the right direction.
after walking around for about 2 mins. i started following what seemed to be the general direction that most people were going and finally ended up at st james park.

looked awesome.

first things first.

went to shop.

spent 80+quid.

lol.

i gots me a flag... :D

a BIG BIG flag....

hohoho...

and a mug with my name on it.
and some jerseys.

went to shearers bar.

huge bar.

had a pint of cider.
lepaked a bit.
read some nufc programme.

got bored.
went outside.
found another shop/museum thingy.

looked around a bit but by this time it was 2:30pm and i wanted to go in and find my seat.

nervously i tried to force my ways through the gate. when i realised that there was someone in a room next to it with some place for me to put my ticket.
they understandably nodded when they realised it was my first time here lol.

stewards were very helpful when directing me to which staircase to my seat.

and there it was....

fucking awesome.

walking up those steps.

the entire pitch infront of you...

newcastle team warming up to the side nearest to me.
bburn team warming up other side...

breathtaking.

i recognised harper the goalie...

stood around with my jaw open for a while and decided to go to my seat.

took pictures etc etc.

my seat was ok.

was nearish the corner flag but also high enough to see other side of pitch comfortably.

fortunatly most of the good action happened in the 2nd half which was the half newcastle were attacking towards my side.

match started off with me being rather quiet.

but by 2nd half.

the ang mos around me asked if i had bet on the match due to the amount of noise i was making.

but alas.

90th minute.

we committed too many forward. they counterattacked.
0-1.

that sucked.
big time.

it was a weird experience.

i didnt expect there to be SO MUCH empty space on the field.

i would've though everyone on the pitch would spread out more.

what i did not expect was both teams to literally play all 10 men at the midway line.
(or so it looked from my perspective)

or basically both side defenders were really high up.

there was a fight.

which was a consolation.

ref made a bad call.
newcastle defender didnt want to give the ball away.

haha.
some pushing and shoving and this big ball of players grouped up at the sidelines hahaha...

but fucking ref.

really cost us the game.

even the goal shouldnt have been.
there was a fucking blatant obvious 2v1 foul impediment on nzogbia at the bburn corner.
they kicked the ball away to bentley who then got the assist.

fucking bullshit.

left the stadium.

never seen so many people in my life.

traffic literally just STOPPED
haha

overall an awesome experience.

only things lacking were to experience a newcastle goal and a 90th minute full time whistle win...

*sigh*

another time i guess...

ill be back!!!

got some subway for dinner.

got on the train.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the way back.

/end

IM OFF TO NEWCASTLE!

2008-03-01T12:03:00.002+11:00

a defining moment!!!

i leave the house at 7am tomorrow!!!

3 hour train ride there.
4 hour train ride back.
SAME DAY!

total cost:
35pounds for ticket.
55pounds for train.
=90pounds

expensive sial.

i really realllllllly hope we win.

(eventhough losing looks more like it)

but nevertheless!

just when it looks like spring is in the air.
england throws another curveball...
and theres a probable chance of snow on monday ~.~
lol.

gonna be cold up north.

will update later!
(or not if newcastle lose..)
~end~

Work ethic.

2008-02-28T06:43:00.002+11:00

Moral of the story?

BE LAZY!

go to work late and leave early!!!

heheehehhee

/end

New Age Redefined.

2008-02-27T15:56:00.000+11:00

just enjoy the awesomeness.

and blow your fucking mind!

damn.

i need one of them 3 stringy things!
/end

i belong in the porn industry...!

2008-02-26T05:02:00.003+11:00

it just struck me..

as i was coming out of the shower.

Harry Potter Porno Titles!!
(note that title change would/should change to something along the lines of Hairy Pothead due to copyright purposes)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of ASSkaban
Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis/Phallus
Harry Potter and the Succubus Stone
Harry Potter and the Throbbing Prince

heck... even Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets doesnt need a title change

Hairy Potter and the Headmasters Daughter anyone?

theyd all run around playing fetidtch (as opposed to quidditch) and slap each other silly with "wands" and other wizardly pornographic devices.
and the team who catches the GOLDEN SNATCH gets 69 points.
lets not go into details about "fouls" and "violations"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

then they'd all zoom around happily on their VIBRATING BROOMS

FYI. the vibrating broom does really exist.

apparently all the girls cant get enough of it!

reviews from Amazon:

-I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.

-When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.

-My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

which would then spin off to
The Adventures of Harry Potter and the Invisible Cloak

not to mention fully animated porno books.

oh how could i forget the gay headmaster!!!

The Magical Analventure of Albus Dumbledore #37 !!!

next thing you know.

sam gangee and albus dumbledore get rocking in some wizard hobbit action.

i think ron jeremy would make a good hairy pothead...

~END~

just the other day...

2008-02-22T10:45:00.003+11:00

went to some underground restaurant.
i completely forget the name of the place.
but its exterior is all red in colour and they sell cheap mussels (amongst other things)

oh the place also very famous for their beer selection.

they EVEN sell the banana / coconut beer i had in holland!

anyway...

theres this deal.

from 5-6:30pm.
theres a set meal where you pay according to the time that you ordered the meal.

so evan, wenghon and i. being the cheap bastards that we were went there at 4:55pm and pretended to ponder around the menu for 5 minutes haha

there were 4 main meal selections
(mind you this was just supposed to be a snack)
but we all chose the mussels.
came with HUGE portion of fries and 1 free alcoholic beverage.

gelak MAX

hahaha

violent.
~end~

YAHOO!

2008-02-22T10:30:00.005+11:00

got them in the mail today :):):)

but seats not so good..
i wanted the nice one. but the woman booked for me different stand.

there is a possibility i might be right behind the south goal post....
right where the black circle is...

i hope to be on tv!
/end

finally my time has come.

2008-02-21T16:46:00.002+11:00

to go the the sacred land.

the very notso invincible st james park!!!!

hehehehe

after some tedious planning.

im off!

my tickets are hopefully in the mail :)

not getting the match against man u this weekend cos those sold out like instantly...

so watching the match the week after that against blackburn!

i hope for some great action!

i must buy jersey too!!!
but i dunno what player to get.
any recommendations?

anyone but owen and smith...

i need to get the gf a jersey too lol.

dammits...

ah well cant say i didnt bring it on myself haha

songs currently on my winamp playlist.
(i think im one of the few remaining faithful winamp users out there! haha)

American Boy - Estelle Feat. Kanye West
America - Razorlight
Don't Feel Like Dancing - Scissor Sisters
Fortunate Son - CCR
Sweet Child Of Mine - Guns N Roses
Rockstar - Nickelback

lol thats it!

/end

Build it!

2008-02-19T05:57:00.003+11:00

holeymoley.

you can do a luke skywalker folks!

Steam...

/end

Puzzle Playground

2008-02-15T07:21:00.000+11:00

amazing advertisement i saw on tv today by Honda.

truly superb.

/end

ATTENTION WOMEN!

2008-02-14T14:10:00.002+11:00

most interesting news i heard about today.

Men generally propose to the women correct?

Yes.

HOWEVER...
that does not apply to leap years!

yep thats right folks!

on leap years...
WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO PROPOSE TO THE MEN!

lol.

oh.

and in olden days (i think)
if the women propose on Feb 29th.
and IF the men say NO!

the men kena FINED!

LOL

so all you eligible bachelors out there...
better run and HIDE!

/end

blowing my trumpet

2008-02-14T13:19:00.002+11:00

i am so smarts!

lol

was talking with a friend.

he went speed dating but ended up chatting with some taken chick

so i came up with:

ben says:
and why are there taken women at speed dating?
ben says:
thats like being a wartime photographer without a camera

what an analogy lol

i must use that more often!

"thats like being a wartime photographer without a camera!"

hahahahaha

i like it..

good insult too!!!

"you're like a wartime photographer without a camera!"

lol....

make the fella think for a while...
and you know its a good insult when the other person has to think :P

~END~

update and ramblings and politics.

2008-02-14T12:06:00.003+11:00

well my holland pictures are up on facebook with added discriptions!

so go have a look :)

onto other ramblings.

QPR (Queens Park Rangers) - random english team.
now possibly richest team IN THE WORLD
lol.
cos the new owner is 5th richest man in the world.
2x richer than abromavich.
investments made into the club?
1BEELION POUNDS

lol.

london newspaper calculated that with his wealth.
he could buy ronaldinho twice a day everyday for 3 years.
or something like that.

but the manager is taking it slow and steady.

so that will be very interesting!

US presidential election also starting to get my interest!

initially i was in favour of hillary.
mainly because she is a woman.
and i would like to see how the world reacts to her!
(partly cos i dont know nuts about mrs thatcher)

then i liked obama.
cos hes the underdog and has that aura of being the peoples friend. being black and all.

his upbringing is a very interesting one.

having influences from all aspects of life.
having a muslim father and step father.
but he is now a christian.

i do believe these experiences will help him with future relations with the rest of the world.
which is good.

on the other hand. how will the terrorist activists view him?
that he should be muslim and not christian thus he should be punished?

or that because he has a kinda muslim background so should bomb USA less?

i dunno.

i guess one can only tell at the end of their tenure.

george w bush?
i get the impression that he is your typical red neck american.
(the stupid ones)

american was going into depression.
starts a war.
(nothing boosts an economy like war)

lol.
but my political views are quite cacat.

i still believe mahatir was a great PM.
i've always felt that he was the one who put msia on the map.

ive led a life of social harmony. i am grateful to have friends from different diverse cultures. nothing beats eating food during cny, hari raya and especially at a friends house during deepvali!
and in one way or another i like to believe that mahatir has helped with that.
yeah la. all our politicans are corrupt.
but ive come to accept it.

back to the ramblings
as long as a caucasian male does not become president of the USA.
im happy!

/end

PewPew gone PINK!

2008-02-13T09:09:00.001+11:00

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

/end

a great weekend!

2008-02-11T08:44:00.000+11:00

FIRST THINGS FIRST
WATCH THIS VIDEO!

lol.. his voice damn sexy...

anyways moving on. am currently at tishens place.

will update fully tomorrow.

~end~

feeling old?

2008-02-09T07:34:00.000+11:00

well heres the solution for you!

Essence Of Play-Doh Cologne!

LOL

SERIOUS!

too funny...

/end

FUUUYOH! Bajrang The HE-MAN!

2008-02-09T02:11:00.000+11:00

BOLLYWOOD 007 KUNG-FU HUSTLE!

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

violent.

admittedly the aspect of kicking a person into a jeep wrangler so hard that the wrangler skids for like a meter is a very impressive feat... one which i have not seen in a movie before so i give credit for that!

and ive never been to india. so to be totally honest.
i was quite surprised when i saw skyscrapers in the movie!
ahaha
(sorry it just caught me offguard)

so much for singing and dancing!

(PS. i dont actually know if this is the trailer eventhough it says so on the youtube website)

but WTF is up with that little girl joyfully bouncing up and down in a very conspicuous manner.

and how come the bad guy can explode when he gets squished by the machine...

and whats the point of showing said bad guy get pwned in the trailer.

nonetheless..

farnie shit
hahahahaha

/END

Gong Xi Fa Cai!!!

2008-02-07T10:12:00.000+11:00

to everyone a happy and prosperous new year!

i would've added a picture... but i cant seem to find a suitable one.

anyway. its the year of the rat! (my year!)
hohoho

last year has been a fortuitous year for me in all aspects.
personal and work life very blessed.
also won money last cny haha.

hopefully this year will be evenmore so!

im rather tired.
didnt sleep last night.
took a nap from 5-7pm
so eyes closing on me.

~end~

HOLEY MOLEY!

2008-02-06T22:56:00.000+11:00

first it was ian mckellen who played magneto and gandalf the ghey.
then it was hugo weaving as agent smith and megatron(voice of.. but close enough)

and now.

i present to you!!!
Queen Gorgo of 300

...

yes shutup.

frank miller can draw good comics but i guess he lacks in the naming department.

what woman would be called Gorgo?!?!?!!
SPARTAN woman called gorgo?!

/edit: apparently Gorgo was the name of the real character... DAMN.

sadness..
i just found out too.
lol.
just so wrong....

anyway i digress..
heres her picture!

mmm... hawtness....

anyway...

i been watching the Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles tv series.
it is quite interesting.
admittedly you have to watch it with an open mind cos it completely strays away from the movie.
its a whole new storyline that continues after T2 and disregards T3.
(cos T3 is just stoopid)

anyway.

i found that it helped that sarah connor was hot in a milfy kinda way.

NOW I KNOW WHY!!!!

MMMMmMmMMmMMmmmmmm

DENG DENG DENG

....

THE SPARTAN QUEEN IS SARAH CONNOR!!!

meaning...
JOHN CONNOR IS THE SON OF KING LEONIDAS!!!

WHO BETTER TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM TERMINATORS THAN THE SPARTANS!!!

YARRRR!!!!

LOL

she travelled back in time.
seduced leonidas.
and mass produce spartan babies!!!!

INGENIOUS!

LOL

woah what a conspiracy!

but yeah.. terminator series is pretty enjoyable!
very entertaining to say the least haha.
and Summer Glau looks much more feminine here than in Firefly/Serenity
(YES eventhough she is NOW a terminator)
and can actually have her sexy moments...
..
...

she has a huge forehead though....

anyway.

will definatly look forward to seeing what the queen of sparta comes up with next against the terminators!! lol.

/end

Cool/Funny Vids!

2008-02-06T13:12:00.000+11:00

Burnout comparison between Europe and Iraq.

no racism intended ok!
but thats fucking funny!!!
HAHAHAHAHA

People freeze @ Grand Central Station

very impressive! would love to be involved in that too!
lets organise one!

Narcoleptic dog

i know its mean... but thats DAMN funny!
hahahahahahaha
excitement triggers its narcolepsy!
rofl.

/END

THE ORGASMATRON 3000

2008-02-05T07:07:00.000+11:00

well ladies. your dreams have come true!
and lads! lookout! the ultimate machine!

keep your women happy AND get the laundry done at the same time!
INGENIOUS

HAHAHAHA

but leather is just so wrong...
imagine all the humidity! the leather sure spoil!

hahahahaha

(images from http://anar.110mb.com/?p=89)
/end

a dream

2008-02-05T05:54:00.000+11:00

ok so in this dream. i was in a counterstrike game.
cos like i wasnt playing counterstrike. but was in it.

anyway i was fighting Samuel L Jackson.
seriously lol

it was damn funny!
no matter what i did. he wouldnt die!!!!

i use all the tactics. throw bomb la. shoot him la.
then i surprise attacked him!
i ran towards him from behind a box and stabbed him!!!

then he just stared at me...
and gave me this raised eyebrow "you so just did no attempt to stab The Shaft! you gonna get pwned!!!" look...
....
(not shaft as in penis. but shaft as in the character shaft)

and at that point in time...
i knew that was true...

hahahahhaa
then i woke up.

even in my dream i lose to samuel l jackson =.=;
hahahaha
he is too powerful.

lol.

/end

FOOTBALL

2008-02-03T10:25:00.000+11:00

the best goal ever??

maybe...

just...

maybe...

damn....

i think so!

haha.

/end

STOLEN FROM ADLINS BLOG

2008-01-30T17:43:00.000+11:00

im so sorry ad. but this is too funny and needs to be reposted here!!!
(please view original content from adlins blog available on the right)

~~~~~~
New phrases for 2008

* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die.

* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

* ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" ? needless paperwork and processes.

* GOING FOR A McSHIT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.

* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.

* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just me a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10 Pinter in your bed instead.

* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am.

* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
~~~~~~

HEHEHE.

favourite one is aeroplane blonde.
took me 2 whole seconds to get that one..!
hahahaa
but damn thats good.
LOL

cube farm and prairie dog is soosososooo true lol.

thanks ad!
~end~

re: new DS game!

2008-01-30T17:23:00.000+11:00

ok. i decided to stop playing the game until the cheats come out..
lol.

the whole. lvl up monsters to get new monsters which have to be lvl'd up again is rather tedious.

currently 6:24am.
i have decided not to sleep :)

to fix my sleeping pattern.

am currently living on US west coast time...
lol...

i need to go to newcastle to catch a match soon!

cant decide if to go before or after cny.
hehehe.

maybe after cny got more money than can go!
lol.
see how...

i also cant decide what name to put on jersey!
any suggestions.?

im hungryyy...

but besides that all is good!

will totter around and take photos today of the area i live in :)
then can show then to yous.

its got an awesome park!
with like 1 main street.
which has either 3 or 4 starbucks on it.
(SERIOUSLY)
its like 1-2 km long the road haha.

(i know of 3 starbucks within 300 meters of each other in the vicinity)

unfortunatly i have yet to find a cheap pizza parlour around yet.

i dont understand it.
there is a dominos. which price their pizzas relatively same as how pizzas are priced in kl in comparison to other food.
and there is 1 pizza place 2 shops down.. which sell their pizzas at exact same price as dominos =.=

seriously... why sell your prices same as dominos....
its not like dominos are going to RE-STRUCTURE their whole pricing scheme cos 1 pizza parlour undercuts them!!!
ffs.

a pizza at that place is like 10pounds!
in the city. london the pizzas are like 4-5 pounds.

moronic!

ok i digress..

...

actually my mind is a blank.

oooh!
i saw the movie Willow again last night.
it really is cool. val kilmers wife is such a babe
(yeah he married the chick in real life too)

that be all for now.
~end~

new DS game!

2008-01-30T05:41:00.000+11:00

currently playing this game.
its pretty good..

quite addictive. but damn hard!
cos you gotta lvl up your pets!
and they keep changing!!!
upward battle whole game!
~end~

ADOPT A PET TODAY!

2008-01-30T04:57:00.000+11:00

i dunno how it works.

but just click the link. THIS LINK(CLICK HERE!!!)

look for an animal. then call or whatever :)

buying animals from shops are bad!
waste of money.
but this site doesnt have many cats.
mostly dogs.
so if you like dogs. go for a nice look around.

~end~

dream!

2008-01-29T11:36:00.000+11:00

i had another one i just remembered.

it involved my hair!
(or lack off...)

looked SOMETHING like this!
but no where near as gay!

but yeah. my lower layer of hair was like bleached.

i think that was what it was....

slept for 20 hours last night.

that be about it.

more to come soon!
~end~

signs of change!

2008-01-28T08:48:00.000+11:00

initally i typod the post title as sings of change.
lol.

anyway. back home now from a great weekend!
thanks to everyone!
ill start from scratch.

last friday went to nepalese restaurant for dinner :)
its pretty much indian food i think.
i had GHURKA beer. that was pretty good.

anyway everyone bought me dinner and got me a nice new camera!
so thanks everyone!
now i am forced to upload pictures :(
hahahaha

crashed at tishens place for the weekend.
tish took me to an english barber for a haircut.
i feel like ive been inducted into the army.
my head is so colddd~~~
where my precious hair goneeee~~~

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

hahahaha

damn you tish!
i should've never listened to tish!!! lol
he ordered a "number 3 with a little off the top"
i ordered a "number 4 with a little off the top"
and now i have LESS hair than him!!!

...

head so coldddd~~~

woke up early sunday to watch tennis.

so VERY VERY SLEEPY now.

will fiddleschmidzzle with camera soon!

oh i got an awesome bday card!
tish bought it for me 3 years ago lol.
ill snap it and post hopefully tomorrow.
i can barely open my eyes and its just 10pm now.

bad weekend of football!
~end~

This is SPARTA! /kick

2008-01-25T11:49:00.000+11:00

March 9th everybody!

300 comes to the IMAX!

I MUST WATCH IT!

/end

Beowulf, Tsonga and Dilbert

2008-01-25T11:08:00.000+11:00

ok. so i just got back.
first things first.

Beowulf @ the IMAX.

it was truly a very enjoyable experience.
IMAX experience = 8 out of 10
Beowulf movie = 8 out of 10

i however had trouble with the whole Imax thingy.
why?
cos my left eye is long sighted and my right eye is short sighted.
so throughout the whole movie. half my 3d vision was cacat'ed blurry.

(i think i have a lazy eye, but together they work just fine...)

so if you have vision problems. be sure to bring your glasses along with you to the IMAX theater.

now onto the movie.

angelina jolie is hawtness. but she looks MUCH better NON-CG.
but she has very shapely boobies and a oh so fine ass...

i wonder if those are her actual measurements...

story is pretty decent. it was an open ending... but it was sufficient.
i reckon.

and the monster/dragon fights are superb.
(ESPECIALLY IN 3D)

so yeah. if you have to watch it. go watch at imax. i reckon its just much better.

theres this one scene where all the arrows come flying at you.. and you JUST CANNOT HELP TRYING TO DODGE THEM!
lol.

the trailers were great too.. but they may have raised the bar too high for the imax experience.. cos its not like you have giant crocodiles dashing towards you face to face throughout the whole movie...
hehe

ok moving on.

the australian open!
now i have always favoured the underdog.
i respect federer, but ive always rooted for the other guy.
cos sport is just no fun without any competition. :)

so today is all about Jo-Wilfred Tsonga!
hes some 22yr old french guy.
and he raped nadal today! 6-2, 6-3, 6-2!
an absolute pleasure to watch!
the whole match nadal was stuck 2 meters BEHIND the base line!
and Tsonga would just dictate the match, chucking drop shots left right and centre to win it.

very enjoyable to watch due to his varied style of play!
no where near as refined as federer in terms of ball placement..
but damn hes good.

drop shots are just superb.

the final on sunday will be a fantastic match!

ok moving on.

Scott Adams (creator of dilbert) is a genius.
and his blog is great too.
he recently asked readers to submit random statements. then he passed them to a band.
who then made it into a song.
its actually pretty good!!!

catch it here :)

band is some german band called rivo drei. but the vocalist is pretty good!

quite catchy song.
i love the line
"And it escapes me"
"How she outer spaced me"

lol.

that be all for now!
tune in for more soon!

THIS BLOG LIVeSSSS!!!
/end

Stardust

2008-01-24T16:50:00.000+11:00

ok i just watched it.

and i need to set the record straight.

i have not read the book.
(and i am not a neil gaiman fan)

i do enjoy his works. but ive always felt that he put his name on too much stuff to the point that it just got annoying.

anyways back to the movie.

it was perfect.

it was like watching star wars episode 4 all over again for the very first time.

the cast was flawless.

robert de niro in drag dancing around alone is worth watching the movie for.

there are too few words to describe it.

at times, you are just blown away by the epic scenery that would easily rival lord of the rings.
the humour dark yet witty.
the feel good feeling love prevailing.

all in all.
the perfect fairy tale movie guranteed to leave a smile on your face.

at the end of the day it is a love story. and ive never been much fond of romance movies.

so i will give it a 9.5 out of 10

but as a romance movie, i will give it a 10 out of 10.

only 1 other romance movie has ever made me feel this way (that i can remember)
and that movie is Sabrina.
the one with harisson ford in it.
embarassingly, i dont know why but ive always really enjoyed that movie.

anyways.

a MUST WATCH movie

i really regret not watching it in the cinema.

hmmm now that i think about it.
the only way the movie couldve been better is if angelina jolie was the guys mother.
lol.

but then that might lead to incest...
anyways.

ooh! tomorrow i watch Beowulf @ the imax :)

haha.

oh well.
that be all for now.
~end~

you gots a facebook?

2008-01-23T15:52:00.001+11:00

haw haw haw

(image stolen from http://www.explosm.net/comics/1137/)

/end

im back!

2008-01-22T13:30:00.000+11:00

from holland and its my birthday! yay~
holland was excellent!!
a very cool eye opening experience.
and no. i did not do any drugs or women... (yeah seriously)

on the other hand...
SHOPPING!
lol.
i reckon every shop was like 70% off..
only thing stopping me from cleaning out zara was that my bag wasnt big enough.

pictures to come!

about my birthday.
being 23 hasnt kicked in yet.
(nor has being 22)

but birthdays are good.
cos its all about ME!

i think this is a good way to enjoy your birthdays.
no need feel down or older. but happy that im still alive and well :)
and its all about meeee!!!
hehehehe
(ive said that already didnt i)

anyway i foresee a quiet birthday ahead :)
hehe no apartment renting this year :(

(NEXT YEAR THEN!!!! I WILL HAVE THE BACARDI 151s READY!!!)

lol.

last but not least i want to say thanks to Tomasz(exschoolmate) who was an awesome tour guide and host while i was in holland
yeah i know hes not gonna read this but credit is due :)

i ate polish kielbasa (yes like the tenacious D song.. well not the sausage thats implied in the song. but the actual sausage)
its fucking awesome.
lol

and i had one more thing.
its like a fish finger.
got bread crumbs on the outside
inside got beef and some gooey gravy like substance.
awesome

lol.

thats about all for now.
will try to upload the pics when i can.
toodles!
/end

this blog was in need of some colour!

2008-01-16T14:25:00.000+11:00

colour indeed!
/end

movies to watch!

2008-01-16T13:37:00.000+11:00

CJ7 and Shaolin Girl!

CJ7 next stephen chow feature film.
looks very interesting. after searching around. i still have no idea whats it about besides some alien dog.

shaolin girl is a spin off from shaolin soccer. where japanese girls use kung fu to play lacrosse i think.

anyway go check out the trailers!
CJ7

SHAOLIN GIRL

/end

pain!

2008-01-15T14:58:00.000+11:00

i got mouth ulcer right at the corner of my jaw!!!
like where my wisdom teeth meet...
painus!

did something interesting today.

i think its safe to say. i would like to believe that i am the only person i know to have ever done it!

i have just downloaded and read..

the OFFICIAL rules of football!

lol.

yes. official lol.

CLICK HERE FOR YOUR COPY FROM FIFA.COM!

awesome
haha

very detailed i must admit.
everything i read about it regarding deliberate fouls and stuff..
fucking jamie carragher(the scumbag) keeps popping in my head.

OH!
damn funny arsene wenger:

"Liverpool is a little bit more genteel" (than everton)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

genteel

hehehehehe

that be all for now.
bum getting numb from sitting in awkward position in bed.

OH

if you have the chance

go buy yourself a pack of DORITOS CHILLI HEATWAVE.
holy moley thats stuff is ADDICTIVE.

DAMNNNNN TASTY
not spicy. but yummmmehhh

soooo tasty

its like. you take 4 packets of wise tomato flavour and you shake all the flavourings all into 1 packet of doritos. then you add like the teeniest tangiest bit of spicyness to it.

ooooooooooooooo

addicted!

also...

remember like 2 months back where i had the revelation of how the BEST BURGER made would come about by simply adding jalapeno peppers to it?

well i reckon some GENIUS from mcd listened to me!!

HOHOHO

introducing the SPICY QUARTER POUNDER!!
ok la. they put like lame lettuce in it (which just makes everything fucking messy)
but it has jalapenos in it!
(with some spicy mexican tomato sauce..)
it needs some onions..
and someone to check quality control cos everytime i buy the thing the burger is like splattered all over INSIDE the box.
but dayumn its tasty
sure to keep you warm on a frosty england day!

hhohohoho

(sorry but im a bit lazy to steal a pic of the burger and put it up here)

lots of great food promos happening around london!
mcd have like a buy1get1free big mac deal going on.
double cheeseburgers still cost 1 pound (WHOA)

(but i reckon mcd burgers in the uk are SMALLER than the ones in msia. seriously)

umm.. YO sushi is awesome!
(in comparison to any/every sushi bar/train joint in msia!)

fish is like 9999% times fresher!
and all you can drink miso soup (a tad tooo salty though)
and now they are giving away 50% off vouchers online!

whoa what a deal!

hahaha

ive come to realise that part of living a happy life in england is to find better deals.

for example. people shop generally when there are sales!
(well they kinda go crazy)
OR. they buy the stuff online.
cos stuff online is just cheaper.

food promos are everywhere!!!

lol

okok
bum really numb.

gtg.
/end

SAVED!

2008-01-12T23:34:00.000+11:00

*phew*

this just in.

harry redknapp rejected offer from newcastle!

PHEW

ok now PLS MOVE ON TO SOMEONE NON ENGLISH THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

/end

Friday Night Out!

2008-01-12T12:38:00.000+11:00

good night tonight :)
great company always helps!

had dinner with the usuals at a chinese restaurant.
food was good!
unfortunatly i ate like an hour earlier (very very late lunch.. spicy quarter @ mcdees again)

there was crab. but i lazy to dig in and get messy so i avoided that.
but everything else was nice and tasty :)

after that went karaoke.
i didnt sing. they all sang chinese songs and 2 REALLY old emo cliff richard songs..
but it was DAMN CHEAP

lol.

it was some SUPER dodgy karaoke place.
i mean the entrance was like. no lights turned on.
one of the people that we went with said last time was even more dodgy cos the entrance used to be boarded up!!!
lol.

i joked that they were going to kidnap me and steal my organz.

after entering. i really wish i hadnt made that joke....

but anyway.

it was soooper cheap!

6 people.
the room was pretty minimal as karaoke rooms get.
but in the end price was 50 pounds for the room + what i believe to be 10 drinks!
i initially thought it was 50 pounds for the room (2 hours of singing)
and drinks seperate.
then after ordering drinks and by like 1 hour 45 mins past. they came and gave us the "rest" of our 10 drinks haha.
cos i wasnt singing. i drank la lol.
i had 4 beers...
everyone else had a beer or two...

so yeah you go count lol.

cheap!
(beer price in menu was 3.50pounds)
in the end everyone split the bill 6 ways.
value!

hahaha

also damn fun playing usual 5-10 drinking games + dice game!!

hahaha

yeah so that be it.

my gf's xmas card FINALLY arrived today.
(she sent it by UPS mail 1 week before xmas btw....)
(so i highly discourage you people from using UPS in the future!!!)
(very bad service..)

anyway was the bestest card i have ever received in my life!!
if i get a camera ill photo it lol.

some super complicated pop up card.
wah so touching. lol.

okok i know this is boring. but i couldnt resist writing about it.

back to the real world.!

a close personal friend of shearer now hints that shearer might take the job if there is a formal offer...

oooohhhh...

i mean i dont have anythign against harry redknapp. i respect him for what he has done with portsmouth. some great buys and plays definatly!
(best away form int he league if i am not mistaken)

but end of the day he is english... and i really dont think an english manager can turn around newcastles fortunes.
i mean all our past managers were GOOD managers undoubtedly.
but they just didnt have that 'edge' to buyover the fans and so on and so forth...

i honestly believe we need a benitez. not benitez himself.. but someone like him.
someone who knows their home market (eg. spain) and is able to take advantage of that!

and we all know. english produce sucks. k la.. gareth bale is good. wow. score 1 for england. whereas the rest of the world mass produces quality like that.
i mean even some foreign fella with like half of kaka's skill would carve up the epl like something a sharp object would against something really soft lol.

ah well.
only time will tell.

im a bit edgy. but i think newcastles new owner is a very capable man (being a self made billionaire and all).
so hopefully he gets it right!

that being said and done. i reckon im a bit bored with typing.

adieu for now!
/end

FUNNY VIDEO!

2008-01-10T10:18:00.000+11:00

CLICK HERE FOR A VIDEO OF BILL GATES LAST DAY AT WORK!

damn funny
/end

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!

2008-01-10T05:14:00.001+11:00

BIG SAM SACKED!

i dunno.

a bit fed up with all the managerial changes.

a bit hesitant to hire shearer.
cos itd super suck if we get relegated under him....

i dont want someone english i reckon.

need international experience.
someone with knowledge of another market.
to be able to tap all the FRESH MEAT THERE!

i wouldnt mind mourinho at all!

sigh.

sadness..

so many managers.....

but i hate geremi + smith as captains....

we need PLAYMAKERS dammit.
~end~

dreamdream!

2008-01-10T00:11:00.000+11:00

ok last night i had 3 dreams i think.

or atleast two that i remember...

one of them. i was in a DOTA game!
lol

i was the witch doctor.
(dota is a warcraft 3 map.)

then next dream i was in some big time kung fu fight.
damn cool
jumping here and there.

using my traditional black umbrella to deflect bullets aka wong fei hong style!
LOL
intense stuff
i actually remember the last fight. where got some plot twist and in the end the good guy/mentor person turned out to be the final boss baddie.
so big big fight.
then somehow he stabbed my hand. which i actually remember hurting. but then i used my umbrella to stab him back and he died!

whoohoo.

lol.

thats about it.
woke up.
grandmums bday today.
called her.
she cant hear me.. as usual
(shes a bit deaf)
atleast not as bad as the last time i tried to call her.

it went along to something like this

ben: hello!
grandmum: hello?
ben: benjamin here arrr...
grandmum: hello?
ben: BENJAMIN HERE!!!
grandmum: OI! stop prank calling me. i call the police then you know!
ben: this is your grandson here wishing you happy birthday!!!
grandmum hangs up...

lol

atleast this time she just said she cannot hear and i got my mum to call her and tell her the 'prank caller' was me wishing her happy bday.

anyway.

cousin and i ordered POWERBALLS online!@
nono
not the lottery thingies
but these babies!
:)

hehehe

CLICK HERE FOR LINK+DETAILS

cool stuff!
hehehehhe

that be all for now!
adios
/end

a funny awakening!

2008-01-07T10:45:00.000+11:00

ok so heres the premise of my story.

takes place about 4-5 months back.

been going out with the missus for few months so havent been spending much time with the guys.

then one night.
at about 2am. i receive a call from one of the gamer/gambling dudes.
(which is quite rare!)

so ok i pick up the phone.

ben(halfasleep): hello!
emil: hey ben! ARE YOU A COW OR A TIGER?!

benbrainprocessinginformation...

*fzzfzssssphttttttt*
brainkaputz

ben: what?
emil: are you a cow or a tiger?

...
ben: ummmm.... if i had a choice.. tiger?

then i cant remember much about how it ends. but basically i finally get the point that he was asking my chinese birth animal zodiac thingy lol.

so yeah.

just remembered this conversation.

quite possibly the ONE OF the most outlandish things ive been asked..
....
the other being my dad asking me if i want an arranged marriage to some hot amgmo mix sabah(kahdahzan?) chick....
lol

(i said no)

...

it would seem that my blogging flare has reignited!

:)

goodstuff.

more to come!

woke up at 9:15am today.
yeah i know. im broken !!!

argh.

about 10 more days till amsterdam! whoohoo :)

catchalayters
/end

oh noes.

2008-01-05T20:22:00.000+11:00

somethings wrong with me.

i woke up at 8:45am AGAIN!!!!

ahhh!!!

so ok anyway moving on.

i been downloading/watching a LOT of old movies.
i saw donnie darko + the pianist yesterday.

donnie darko sucks.
its just a feeble attempt at someone trying to make a cult movie.

as someone once told me.
its just lazy writing.

i couldnt agree more.

score is 1/5!!!

horrible!

....

ok. moving on.

if you haven't seen the movie the pianist. i will smack you!
5/5 awesome movie.
(maybe cos i watched it after the crap donnie darko movie which would alter my perspective of it)
but nonetheless, ive seen the movie before and knew its just excellent.
top notch must see / own a copy for future viewing!

.....

got quite a couple other movies.

oh!

i watched 12 angry men.
some like 1950s movie i think
about 12 men who are the jury of a case where a young black man is accused of murdering his father.
(i downloaded it cos it was highly rated on imdb)
ummm....
i didnt really meet my expectations. but it does well to portray individual people and their personalities which makes for decent viewing.
i give it a 3.5/5

(its in black and white though... took me 5 minutes to guess that all the characters were actually white)
oh the entire movie never leaves the jury room.

.....

umm...

i downloaded a couple clint eastwood movies heh.
couple JCVD movies...
so yeah.

feel free to tell me of what movie to download that your reckon i should watch!
but if you say requiem of a dream i will smack you!

i hate self righteous intellectual people who look down on 'nonintellectualler' (i made a word!) peoples!

so please msg me on movies to download!
im kinda lost already.
(and there can only be SO many JCVD movies i can watch before i like stab my eyeballs hahaha)
of course the next logical step would be to progress onto stallone and arnie films.
but i dont really want to (though i already downloaded predator lol)

~END~

just one of those videos

2008-01-04T22:53:00.000+11:00

CLICK HERE NOW!!!

well. last night i slept at 11pm.
(WOW i know..)
woke up at 8:45am!!!

woah
whats going on.
felt really spaced out.

ive got so much time. with not that much to do..

ah well.

cant wait for holland!
hehehe

catch you all later.
/end

Happy New Year Folks!

2008-01-02T10:03:00.000+11:00

im still here!

got stomach ache. >.<;

ttyl lol
~end~

Merry Christmas everybody!

2007-12-25T07:40:00.000+11:00

its been a great year and regardless of all the hardships im sure everyone has endured, we still have much to be thankful for!

so have a great one! :)

~end~

dreams...

2007-12-21T03:58:00.000+11:00

i had a cool dream....

in my dream...

i killed jackie chan.

DENG DENG DENG

ok so we're basically fighting kungfu style.

using various weapons.

and i somehow manage to corner him

and i used some narutostyleninja technique where i RELEASED TOXIC GAS FROM MY BODY and jackie died.

i was quite confident it was not a fart....

but still....

LOL

felt very good about myself after that dream.

sorry jackie!
hahaha

then had another dream.

was watching a game of dota.
lol.

woke up LATE today.
bah
i gtg out now.

~end~

ok so what have i missed..

2007-12-18T03:06:00.000+11:00

the fucking weather i reckon!!

HOLYMOLEY! ITS TOOO BLOODY COLD!

ive never been so cold in my life.

honest.

the fact that it gets dark by 3 something isnt SO bad.

but the fact that its a warmest of like 4 degrees during the day time.
and some unearthly tempreture at night.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

even my toes freeze up when im out in socks and shoes!

and the last thing in the world youd want is wind...

lol.

so ok.

im at my cousins place.

generally when i wake up the heater isnt on.

so its like 16 degrees inside the house!

oiyoooooooooooooooooo

hahahaha
colddddddddddddddd

but ok moving on.

ive been downloading a LOT of old movies
ahahhaa

judge dredd anyone?

quite funny.
anyone remember that movie?

well when I watched it (*ahem* at the opening night i might add.. the first movie i ever saw at the opening as far as i can recall)
i remember them going to a TACO BELL restaurant.
!!

and NOW when i watch the movie.
the WHOLE thing has changed from taco bell to PIZZA HUT!

this includes ALL dialogue being voiced over to change from taco bell >> pizza hut.
AND
all the logos etc IN the movie being changed as well!!
wow.

well if you didnt know.. taco bell is owned by pizza hut.

but still....!!!!!

i dont believe they CHANGED the movie just like that!

i mean.. even the voice dubbing sounds like stallone!!!! to incorporate the pizzahuttness...

lol.

ridiculous.

but yeah.

lots of old movies.
awesome.

demolition man!!!
reckon one of the coolest bad guys ever that wesley snipes.
his pants are so awesome.
put mc hammer to shame i tell you.

hahahhaa

ummm....
all the submarine movies.
hunt for red october... u-571....
beverly hills cops 123
broken arrow...
good morning vietnam!!! this ones aweosme
o brother where art thou
johnny english - LOL
and some other stuff i cant remember

i just cannot stop downloading them!
so fun to watch!
and so fast. i get like 3-4 movies a night lol

btjunkie.org is the best!!!

hmmmmmmmm

what else have i missed.

i so far only travelled around england.
been to nottingham.
that was ok.
went to southampton.
fucking cold...

so yeah. now waiting for jan to come around. then i go to holland! whoohoo.
lol
reckon all the tulips froze up and dieded long time ago tho.
haha

according to my sources, holland CURRENTLY EVEN COLDER THAN THE UK NOW!
FUCK
haha

so yeah.
that be about it.

football is getting better.
in terms of results for newcastle!

OH!
i watched an ice hockey match in southampton.
well actually baskingstoke.

no. i know what youa re thinking.
sadly there were no fights/punchups.

a bit dissapointed about that...

but got some decent shoves and squishes around

one fella got hit in the face by either a shoulder or stick.
and then he fell.

next thing i knew, the ref was scraping up the ice which had blood spots on it.
lol

so yeah.

that pretty much sums it all up.

~end~

i want a pleo!

2007-11-30T05:21:00.000+11:00

click here for pleoworld!!!

or check out the wikipedia pleo site here!(CLICK HERE!)

amazing!

Pleo features
camera-based vision system (for light detection and navigation)
two microphones, binaural hearing
beat detection (allows pleo to dance and listen to music)
eight touch sensors (head, chin, shoulders, back, feet)
four foot switches (surface detection)
fourteen force-feedback sensors, one per joint
orientation tilt sensor for body position
infrared mouth sensor for object detection into mouth
infrared transmit and receive for communication with other Pleos
Mini-USB port for online downloads
SD card slot for Pleo add-ons
infrared detection for external objects
32-bit Atmel ARM 7 microprocessor (main processor for Pleo)
32-bit NXP ARM 7 sub processor (camera system, audio input dedicated processor)
four 8-bit processors (low-level motor control)

insane.

costs 350USD tho.

yup.

GG

/end

is it a sign?

2007-11-30T04:05:00.000+11:00

i woke up today with a song in my head

Guns N' Roses
Sweet Child Of Mine

WTF?

is this some sign.

i mean..

i didnt even know what song it was or who sang it until i googled the lyrics stuck in my head!!

all i remember is.

where do we go now.
where do we go...
where do we go now.
where do we go nowewowewoeoweowewewewewowowowwwww
repeat x9999

LOL

first time ive actively downloaded a guns n roses song.

damn its a good song.

then..
this OTHER random song

Fortunate Son
by Creedence Clearwater Revival

mostly the intro that has me hooked...
i cant stop listening to it!

damn. what phase is this that i am going throgh.

the oldassrockphase!

dammit i was born in the wrong era.

wonder what life wouldve been like living like a hippie/rocker in the 70s...

well ok la. i pretty much hippie now ...
but without the free love haha.

will be staying with keat jr this weekend at nottingham.
(as in robin hood/sheriff of nottingham lol)

thats all that comes to mind i guess...

places to travel to currently on the agenda are rome and amsterdam...
see how.
friends say dont go to rome during xmas cos everything is closed.
makes sense.
damn.

heh.
okok...

/end

just curious.

2007-11-23T15:07:00.001+11:00

does anyone still visit this blog?
if so. pls kindly make a random comment or something.
cos its been such a long time since i posted. i dunno if people still visit this blog.
thanky!
/end

ENGLAND OUT!

2007-11-23T14:29:00.000+11:00

ive had quite a few stories i wanted to write about. but unfortunatly they dont seem to come to mind atm.
nvm. i write about something else..
maybe it'll come to me..

anyway.
watching england lose to croatia at home..
and thus not qualifying for euros.
IN ENGLAND.
quite a good feeling haha.
almost was a "priceless" moment...
almost.. hahaha..
but its pretty up there that feeling!
hehehehe
better keep my head low in england for the time being.
hohoho

talked to my cousin today.
england loses about 2billion pounds cos they dont qualify from euros.
like the shares of sporting goods shops dropped by 17%!!!
wah.

summore england had a new red away kit apparently.
heh.

so lemme think past few days.
ummm..
doublecheese burgers @ mcds are cheap here.
well. cheapest thing you can buy la. 1.19pounds.
but they dont taste as nice tho..

umm..

staying with my cousin is great.
cos her bf makes games for ps3/sony.
so they have like a projector (no tv), with some nice speakers. ps3 and the lot.
hehehehehehe

so yeah...
i am now a believer!!!
..
of the ps3!!!

sorry folks. i know i know..
but when push comes to shove... the ps3 graphics just stand alone.

cousins name is adam. so easier to type.
so adam took cousin and i on a tour of his building.
sony 'something' (game perhaps) development center.
wah.

steam.

everytable has like TWO(2) big big flat screen monitors and a lcd tv.
with BIG BIG dell computer(im assuming alienware) with some suped up hardcore ps3 they use to design games with.
the ps3thingy is practically the same size as the monster cpu they have.
so there are like 80 developers on 1 level.
5 levels. but i think only 2-3 levels make games.
then saw their meeting room.
wahhh coool man.
like star trek.
seriously.
their projector literally looked like it had some intergallactic space engine capable of hyperspeed.
and it cost 30k pounds haha.

oh. i also forgot.. their LIBRARY.
a collection of every single PS game in the world.
regardless of language.
awesome.

haha
so yeah. he kindly rents me all the power ps3 games...
steam.

so far played Heavenly sword.
Motor storm
and now currently Call of duty 4

Heavenly sword is like god of war. but better.
not to mention being able to shoot arrows and control it via motion sensor in the controller.
the graphics are just the best i have ever seen in my life.
its like. whole game is a movie.
but to be fair. gameplay is a bit short.
i finished it in 7 hours.
nevertheless. worth every minute of it haha

call of duty also very good.
i personally HATE first person shooters on consoles.
but the mechanics are such that its really enjoyable to play
you can carry 2 guns at all times. usually some nice rifle that can zoom a bit and a sidearm.
i like to drop the sidearm, and replace with sniper rifle or shotgun haha

mission variability is just amazing. you get to shoot from a bomber plane providing support to troops.. (but if you shoot your troops you lose la..)
then you shoot from helicopter...
then sometimes you become a hostake and get shot in the head...
or you're at ground zero when a nuke goes off.. :P
OHOH!
my fav.
one was where i was some power sniper.
had to factor in wind and stuff..
that was damn cooool
cos i shot from so far away.
there was like a 1-2 second delay before the bullet hit!!!
lol.
now thats realism i want!!!
i was so surprised when the bullet didnt instantly hit!
(too used to cs/other fps engines)

haha.

hmmm...

so yeah.
thats about all i reckon.

i dont know if i should go to germany for GP brussels.
hmmmmmmmmm
i think its prolly my only opportunity to buy cards...

hmmmm..
on the +ve side.
any propoints from that GP contributes to next season!

hehehe

that be all for now.
/end

London post part 2!

2007-11-09T08:55:00.000+11:00

OK today, i really got lost in london.
intentionally though..

so arrived at about 2pm i believe. went to Burger King for lunch
i ordered an ANGRY WHOPPER.
its ok la.. ..
..

..

but then...

i bit into a jalapeño pepper...

oooo..~wah.

steam.

then it occurred to me that the most damn tastiest thing ive ever eaten in a burger is a jalapeño pepper.

i couldnt tell if the tears coming out at that time were due to the spicyness or the sheer bliss of the wonderful juices spreading around in my burger filled mouth.
..
probably a lil bit of both i imagine.

after i scoured my burger for all remaining jalapeno peppers. i didnt bother finishing my burger. it was too boring...

so ok.

missing today. look for gaming shops! (comic shops included)

i had 2 places in mind. (found off the internet)
so off i went.

damn. it started to rain.
nvm la. must be london thing. so ok walk in rain. wasnt heavy.

found first gaming shop.
was small. old. cramped. and nothing of real interest appealed to me.
so ok. went to another shop.

now this shop all i know is on museum road.

so walk walk walk. then AHA.!
found a comic shop!

dumdedum!
in i go!
(it was still raining so was a nice pit stop)

great selection!

as always. i still scour the globe for Books of magic paper back issue #3.
(cos theres a WORLDWIDE shortage of that issue... costs a BOMB online)
no luck.

but nvm. bought batman long haloween comic.
i think its value for money cos its fat.
most other comics can get back in kl.

so ok. after scouring the comic shop from top to bottom.
onwards i went!

got lost. trying to find museum street.
found signpost that said BRITISH MUSEUM. and pointed straight THROUGH a construction site.
so i figured it must be behind there "somewhere" lah.

so ok. wandering around. rain stopped i think. or drizzling very lightly.

then AHA>! museum street. found the gaming shop.
had some nice stuff.
was quite pleased cos i managed to add some nice dice to my dice collection :)

(cos the FIRST time i came to the uk about a decade ago. i found this toy shop that sold spherical dice. a six sided completely spherical dice. cos had some funky mechanism inside. its basically a round ball that is able to "balance" on one of its six sides...

anyway, when i last bought that dice. i bought an ugly colour! it was red with black spots. so ive always thought if i had the chance id get other colours!)

anyway today got me 3 more ball six sided dice!
of various colours :)

and 2 LOADED six sided dice.
hehehe..
(oops shouldnt tell you! dammit)

lol.

then ok!
since i was there.
BRITISH MUSEUM IT IS!
(admission is free)

~sidenote comment~
bloody british pirates!
not "british pirates"... as in pirates who are british!
but bloody hell!

WHOLE MUSEUM FULL OF *ahem* STOLEN STUFF!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

EVERYTHING STOLEN!

theres more EGYPTION relics and mummies and sarcophagus and egyptian drawings and random trinkets in that museum that the whole of bloody egypt!
and yes i would know cos ive actually been there!
(ok i may exaggerate a tad. but damn a lot la)

they even stole a piece of "beard" thingy from the bloody sphinx.
with intricate map detailing where the piece is 'supposed' to be!

lol

~end sidenote~

anyway. all in all. was a pleasurable experience.

most interestingly was this "ball clock" contraption.
basically. go watch the movie "Fracture" with anthony hopkins.

where he has like a fascination with mechanisms that incorporate steel metal balls rolling around.

this clock basically made a single ball zig zag its way down one tilted end. then it hits some contraption stick. which causes the whole tilting thingy to tilt the other way. this then makes the ball go in a reverse zig zag way to the other end where there is another contraption stick which it will hit tilting the thing again and so on and so forth.

very coool.
basically it would take the ball 30 seconds to travel from one end to the other.
i so wants it.

apart from that. only other cool thing was anything unusually LARGE.
big/huge "busts" i believe they are called of famous kings etc.
(busts not referring to breasts ok! like the whole head + shoulders)

they were like the size of a big bed!
i wonder what would happen if they fall on someone..
ew

squuisgh!

hehehe..

but yeah. thats all that interested me.

oh yeah i forgot to mention.
they have an exhibit on terracotta warriors.
(dont ask how they manage to pirate that.... i didnt get a ticket to see that show cos it was sold out)

so ok. museum done.

walked out. heading towards oxford street. cos only street im familiar with so far.
then. AHA!
comic shop!

detour detour!
was very goood comic shop!
had DAMN a lot of stuff.
even a nice small section of SIGNED COMICS!
(all which cost SAME price i might add)

they had the whole paper back "The Last Man" series signed!
each issue had like 3 copies... so many copies!
but besides that. nothing i recognised worth getting.. signed that is.
so ok. left comic shop.

went to subway!
*ahhh*
chipotle southwest sauce. how i've missed you :)
yumyum

ok so with dinner out of the way. decided to go to M&S (marks & spencers) to get a sweater.
then headed back to tish's place.

thus now here i am!
hehe

/end story part 2!

ENGLAND!

2007-11-03T22:39:00.000+11:00

hello~

here i am finally

so its been a loooong time since i last posted.

been quite busy with gf and stuff.

anyway. PangYa! (online korean golf game) rocks!

flight to the UK was pretty ok.
used etihad airlines and had a stop over at abu dhabi.
that airport is soooo claustrophobic!

but the airline is pretty good.
good service.
movie selection very good.
first time i been on a plane with video on demand though
heheh
120+ movies to select from.
a lot of new movies also which i havent even seen/heard of yet.
so all in all pretty good.
but i dont really wanna transit at abu dhabi again lol

england is cold.
but the sky is looking great
t-60 minutes to the football haha.
not used to football during the day.
arsenal vs man u.
as long as man u doesnt win. im happy

3 weeks time. i will watch my first ever football match.
newcastle united vs liverpool @ st james park.
dont care how what i must go there!

hehehe

ok la.
time to log off for now. tish woke up haha.

~end~

oh please excuse me.

2007-08-13T14:03:00.000+10:00

but AHEM

WHOOHOO

NEWCASTLE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

numbah 1 numero uno!
lol

~end~

its been a while...

2007-08-13T13:27:00.000+10:00

hi!

...

ok so its been the longest while since i've posted.

a month and like 11 days to be precise.
but lets not get into specifics.

ok whats been happening in the past month of my life.

i went to redang island with caryl + rebecca (caryl's friend from the uk) to finish up my diving course.

redang was awesomenessesss!

diving is just awesome. i highly recommend EVERYONE to just take it up and get certified!!!

sidenote: redang is quite boring if you dont dive
/sidenote

anyway yeah, lemme recap the highlights of redang.
saw lots of turtles.
LOTS...

one time i saw like the turtle tail come out...
but then the tail kept coming out..
so i thought.. WOW! this turtle laying an egg underwater.

but then it was a BIG white egg...

pukimak the turtle taking a shit....

lol

(apparently ONLY I was the one who saw this....)

then our dive master took his metal stick and began prodding inside some rock.
to finally emerge with some prawn/shirmp hybrid in his hand.
he passed it to caryl.
then the thing jumped out of caryls hand and INTO her BC
(BC is basically an inflatable lifejacket divers wear to control your bouyancy under and over water.)

the look in her eyes was priceless!
LOL

she was so afraid to move incase the thing would like pinch her or she would squeesh the thing to death.(the shrimp thingy was rather 'stick'ly)

so ok. after like 1 minute of like bodily inspection by the dive master while we just waited like 15 meters underwater.. he COULDNT FIND IT!
LOL

so he proceeded to strip her!
LOL

ok la not that bad as to literally strip her of her wet suit. but lots of equipment came off..

the other divers who werent aware of the situation was like WTF that guy doing stripping the girl underwater.... and why that skinny chinese guy just standing there laughing.....

hahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha

eventually the dive master found the shrimpprawn thingy.
so ok.

saw like lots of cool fish. saw 2 sharks i think. they were far away but big. about my length or longer a bit.

black tip sharks.

so yeah. lots of diving.
i got badly sun burnt.

but got cool pictures though!

(of which i have yet to receive)

ummm...

next story.

i have come to the conclusion that i am able to accomplish ANYTHING.... IF i watch the movie 300 first..

LOL
seriously!!

i 'stumbled' upon this realisation accidentally after bringing 300 dvd to tish's house to watch cos he hasnt seen it.

then later that night we played poker...

and i had like super low low chips but i managed to sparta-300 my way to victory!!!

same thing yesterday!

on saturday night, i was convinced to go to ipoh to play in magic tournament (out of the blue) with a borrowed deck on sunday.
(keep in mind ive avoided magic for about .. um.. many months la... LIKE THE PLAGUE I TELL YOU... i actually cant remember the last time i played magic since i started working.. so possibly 10 months to a year)

anyway. i decided to test my 300 theory again!
saturday night. watched 300... didnt sleep. 7am went ipoh.
so ok la. i won. !
hehehe

managed to pull some flukee sparta-300 win style again!
in the final match. i was 1-0 down (best of three)
2nd game... on the verge of losing. i dunno how i won.
i made DAMN a lot of mistakes. but cos my opponent made more mistakes.. my mistakes won me the game LOL.
(i think my random trash talking helped... also fuelled by the happytime jibberings that come when you are sleep deprived i guess)

so ok la.. really really pulled the win out from the farthest reachings of my backside.

thus. i can accomplish anything! but must watch 300 for inspiration first...
hahahahhahahahaha

well.. ok touchy subject. but ill continue anyway.
life with the gf is great :P
she coyly asked me if i had a child/son what would i name him.

i 'coyly' tried to change the subject by answering

his name will be...

RAMBO NG DIE HARD

DENG DENG DENG.....

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

the look on her face was priceless!

over her dead body she said..

but after some persuasion she came to the compromise that if my mum and her mum agreed to that name she would accept it.

so far ive been able to convince my mum...

will keep you posted. i may have to see her mum tonight for dinner lol.

hohohohohoho....

but no, i wouldnt name my son rambo ng die hard...

i just want to see my gf's expression when i manage to convince her mum to allow me to name my son rambo ng die hard...

what an awesome name.

um.. any movie reviews..

lemme think.

transformers was AWESOME.
4.5 out of 5.
the .5 loss was due to gay acting on the actors behalfs.
(also the cheesy lines)
"you're more than meets the eye..."

oh come on...

lol.

die hard was also awesome..
4 out of 5.

if you want action. then this flick is for you!
pure 110% action.

john mcclaine would WHUP jack bauer + chuck norris's ass repeatedly with a cinnamon stick.

oh and maggie q cannot die.
sean agrees lol.

ok moving on.

i just came back from my visa thingy.
initially my application was rejected cos i submitted the wrong bank statement.
but apparently i submitted the right statement cos there is only ONE statement but is 'tricky' to read... (cos like the money available/balance is like HIDDEN in the bank statement.. fucking dumb)
so ok. i just appealed the rejection decision and 'should' la get accepted in a months time.

meanwhile.

dunno. just lepaking around.

newcastle is just dandy atm.
what an awesome team.
i truly have very high hopes of the team in this season and the season to come.
but we MUST finish in the top 6 to progress...
otherwise the prospect of no european competitions will deter players from joining us...

but i think we'll be just fine.
looking forward to their future matches :)

the fact that we beat bolton 1-3 @ the reebok stadium was just awesome.
winning AWAY at bolton.
whoa. i would've been happy with a draw!
even a 1-0 loss would've been reasonably acceptible.

but 1-3 is just awesome.

go big sam!

i cannot wait for the newcastle vs manu/liverpool matches.

hoo boy.
they're in for a whupping!

hehehehehehehehehe

(before all you man yoo/liverpudlian fans start ranting, please remember your last score of 2-2 + 2-1 respectively. thankyoupwnded.. especially liverpudlians! hohohohoho)

thats all for now. i wanna rest.
yesterday kinda mind fucked me royally.
(especially the final match which took like 2hours +)
i pity my opponent though. he wanted the win so badly. and i like couldnt be fucked winning or losing...

butsux2behim i guess.

for THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

muahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

ok ive resolved to post more when i hopefully get a new laptop soon.
but dont worry. i will not kill this blog... untill i atleast post a goodbye post or soemthing...

but i dont see that happening until atleast i travel to the uk.

(or i may not kill the blog at all)

that being said. its time to chabut
~end~

its been an interesting past few days

2007-07-02T03:55:00.000+10:00

well...
lets start back like 1 week ago.

went drinking out with the gis fellas.
had a disagreement with one of them and then decided that the next time we go out drinking. im gonna get him wasted.

so ok. last wednesday. went drinking.
i made him drink. a lot.
but he seemed to be holding off well so ok la. i thought mission failed.
since the club closed. it was a wednesday night/thursday morning. i said i go home to sleep. rest of the fellas went mamak.

then the following friday we all went out again.

i asked the guys where the fella(who i wanted to get drunk).

APPARENTLY he got SUPER wasted that night lol.
after i left. he spewed at the mamak.
they left at the mamak at 3am.
BUT they only got home at 5:30am.
cos the fella was spewing by the roadside for 2 and a half hours!!!
hahahahahaha

so ok la. friday the fella scared to come out. last minute gave some weak excuse not to stay home.

so ok. this time we made chris drink.

not to say intentionally went to get him drunk.
he just wanted to drink more and more haha.

went to maison first. crowd was ok only. not actually that good.
so ok. chris had a couple glasses of vodka.
then we jumped to atrium.
chris whacked a tequila and some beer.
he still say he can drink. so fine. we got him a flaming lamb.

then he went to solo the dance floor.
after a while he came back... still not enough alcohol.
so ok.
1 more flaming lamb.

... he went back to the dance floor.

after 20 mins i went to check on him.
he really grinding against some chick hardcore style!
(though take note the chick wasnt grinding back against him LOL)

ok la.
club closed. chris say he can still drink.

so nic using his connections managed to get chris an 'around the world'
hehehehehehehe

we went mamak.
chris went toilet.
(womens toilet i might add)
and he kinda stayed there for about ALMOST 2 hours hahaha

but power la. vodka beer 2 flaming lambs and 1 around the world
i got video too! lol
the before and after videos.
hahahahahaha

watched the movie Hot Fuzz the other night.
its an awesome movie!
i give it 4.5 out of 5!

(it gets a -0.5 cos the ACTION gun fighting is a bit OVER... like 999999 bullets shot. only like 4 bullets hit anything haha)
but overall. excellent movie.
the story is REALLY good lol.
albeit gory at times.
not gory.. but bloody.
hahaha

but fantastic action comedy.

i so wanna watch transformers and die hard.
ah well.

1 more month of work. then i quit!
hehe

work is rather tiring of late.
i seriously hate my fucking client at nivea.
this 1 woman specifically.
fucking bimbo moron.
she never knows what she wants. so to cover her ass. she gets me to do like 5 times the amount of work and in the end reverts back to the initial work that she rejected in the first place.
i wish i had one of those squeaky hammers to bonk her over the head with.

bah.

anyway. onto the footballing world.
i love whats happening to newcastle.
lots of good people coming and bad people going!
hehhehee

its kinda late. 2:21am.
but i cant sleep.

ah well.
should turn off this stuff anyway.
goodnight!
~end~

JT a Man U fan!

2007-06-26T23:23:00.001+10:00

LOL

now THIS is a classic.

CLICK HERE!

hahahahaha

to cut it short.

Justin Timberlake is a man u fan.

why?

cos hes friends with Alan Smith.

(perhaps JT soon to be a boro fan?)
hmmm...

HOWEVER BEST QUOTE OF ALL.

"Well, with a base in Los Angeles at least Justin lives nearer to Old Trafford than most Man Utd fans."

pwned

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

currently 9:30pm.
stuck at office.
damn a lot of work.
but everything is going good.

thats all for now.
~end~

JT a Man U fan!

2007-06-26T23:23:00.000+10:00

its been a while.

2007-06-13T00:44:00.000+10:00

sorry.

well.

last week.

i almost had denggi fever.

almost!...

damn.

kena some suoooooper bad food poisoning.
like really bad.

last last saturday. ate seafood. kena diahorrea.
everyday diahorrea.
was fucking bad.
i mean not even 5 minutes after eating.
must shit!

ish.

then tuesday got worse.
started vomiting.
then kena fever.
went doctor.
said i had symptoms of denggi.
if got worse. must go hospital.
next day got a bit better.
then day after. worse again.
aish.

so fuckit.
went drinking.

last friday night went to telawi.
office going away party.
i think about 15 people la.
maybe 6 women or so.
tapaued 4 smirnoff blacks + 1 mystery complimentary absolut bottle full of 'shot liquid'
nasty stuff.

leonie was also there.
cos she also just started work at another agency.
and they ngam ngam partying same place as us!

so ok. she asked for a ride home. no problems
i was wasted anyway. sent her home.

alcohol. RESET my system!
no more sickness.
i think it killed the virus.

(now slightly constipated.. but fuck that felt good!)
lol

monday.
guys giving me the wink and the complimentary elbow nudge
i say whats up?
they say.

"glad someone got lucky that night.."

oh no...

so ok la. they thought i got lucky with leonie or something.

thats not THAT bad.
cept.
ITS LEONIE

her aunt is my MANAGING DIRECTOR.

deng deng deng.

scandal conspiracy X

lol.

aiseh.

kena interrogated by everyone la hahahahahaha
hot chick also asking me who the chick i talking and left with at party.

oiyooooooooo

hahahahahhaahahha

but yeah.

diving sessions going great.
really enjoying myself

but i hate it when water gets in my eyes.
really stings.

work really busy.
i SHOULD finish work end of the month.
but i may extend another month i think.
see if they really need me or not cos so busy.

i need to get a laptop + camera

been looking around. i like the nikon coolpix p5000 and the canon G7.
hmmm

laptop. i think i want the fujitsu life/home book thingywhateverits called.

yeah.

um.....

what else have i done in the past 2 weeks.

saw couple movies.
shrek 3 is good. funny. very funny. very very short.
80+ mins only the movie.

i just watched the new guy pearce movie. first snow.
dont watch it.
its bad.

gf bought me the tenacious D cd - pick of destiny.
its so awesome.
cos the whole movie is in song.
its like watching the movie over and OVER AND OVER in my head on repeat in the office.
not to mention the music is so awesome haha.

oh!.
having food poisoning for a week is very bad. i lost 5kg.
fuck

took me fucking ages to earn that weight.
*sigh*

im thinking of starting a new blog.

once i get started on my UK stuff.
i already got my blog address all ready.
just waiting for time to get it all up and running

the diff.
this time im armed with a camera!
haha

i seriously wanna start pokering online.
the money to be made. dammit.
ming recently won 200+USD
only 3rd place summore.

i was thinking.

maybe my next blog should just be plainer.
let the content speak for itself.
nice pictures and stuff :)

but ofcourse lurveshack will live on :)

to be honest. im really nervous about uk.

cos the last thing i wanna do is be miserable and return to kl after 2 months.
cos thats like such a waste.

hmmm

yeah.

most of my good shit i find online i spam via email ...

WOW this is my 889'th post!
means my last post was 888.
nice.

haha

damn thats a lot of posts.

bah im rambling.

and now mentally blank.

i miss melbourne.
and shoya.

met up with some gis guys recently
they havent changed much.
maybe tummies slimmer... mouths bigger.
lol

but see how la.
next friday.
im gonna get them fucking drunk.
they better watchout.
hahaha

stupid things are gonna happen!

thats all for now.
think ill watch another movie.

~end~

another day a nother post

2007-05-29T15:59:00.000+10:00

super sleepy today.

anyway just some light stuff

got it from Star newspaper other day

farnieeee shit hahahaha

but now apparently beckham MAY come to newcastle on loan.
fuck.

~end for now~

arhar guest blogger in the house!

2007-05-21T17:26:00.000+10:00

adlin from merapu rapu rapu(blog) is in my office now lol.

saw him from the back. he looks funny in a shirt.

ok enough typing
~end~

hitler in the 90s!

2007-05-21T14:36:00.000+10:00

hahahahha

WOAH!

check out the dates.

hitler was born before he died.
awesome.
the power of science.

no wonder la he so smarts!

hahahahaha

the wonders of malaysian newspaper

~end~

So wrong.

2007-05-18T14:26:00.000+10:00

ok so last week. my office colleague(guy) sent out a mail to everyone in the company complaining about the dirty state of the mens bathroom

biasa la. piss stains. ppl forget to flush whatever.

usually i think the mens bathrooms are generally very clean la. considering its a somewhat public toilet only accessible to people in my company.

half a roll of toilet paper + some light water. voila. i can shit in peace.
no problemo.

(i truly believe being able to comfortably shit in your office is paramount to actually enjoying office life!)

cos if you cant shit at work. then you just suffer la.

ANYWAY back to the story.

this email was just sent out by my female colleague.

read. and enjoy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To all the dearest ladies in the office, I regret to say that some of you are not ladies at all!

Please show some sense of cleanliness or at least some consideration for other girls using the washroom. If you would like to practice your lack of up bringing – please do so at home where no one else has to bear your repulsiveness!

Things encountered in the washroom:

Some lovely female tracked her menses all over the toilet floor.
Another pissed onto the toilet seat.
Some like to stand on the toilet seat with their shoes on leaving the imprint of their shoes on it.
Others like to wash themselves in the stalls and wash the cubicle as well.
A few like clogging the toilets.
There are those who don’t flush.
And most RECENTLY encountered – some left SHIT STAINS on the toilet seat!

As ‘lovely’ as all these may seem, to the guilty parties please control yourself. Isn’t it shameful that the rest of the company has to know this??!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW isnt that just fucking NASTY lol!

i mean. WTF!

completely blown out of my mind!

i wouldve thought that womens toilets WOULD be cleaner. cos well. they dont STAND up when pissing...

how WRONG i was!

HAHAHAHAHHAA

(i have to go dictionary.com what menses is...)

......

(OK. i have dictionaried.com menses. thats fucking disgusting...)

LOL

half the office is now in turmoil lol.

this is just too good hahaha....

email revival is rampant in the office!

then somehow cos the office does work for standard chartered bank. someone made this visual.

LOL

that was a pic from the company amsterdam trip 2 weeks ago.

farnie shit.

enjoy!

~end~

remember matrix ping pong?

2007-05-16T18:40:00.000+10:00

well. same thing. different plot.

CLICK HERE for ANGRY GIRLFRIEND SKIT

LOL

~end~

i need to gamble

2007-05-11T20:30:00.000+10:00

and alcohol. no drinking kaki.

hmmm...

stuck at office.

waiting for boss to come back from meeting.

10 more mins. and ill sms them if i can go.

had i think la.. the BEST curry laksa i ever had ever

name of the place. segambut seafood.

its in segambut. there are like damn a lot of tables in the middle of a parking lot.
underneath these BIG BIG trees.

so ok.

they have 3 soups. tom yam, curry, and clear.
they have all noodles.

so i ordered a SMALL curry kuey teow.
(dont ask me why kuey teow with curry laksa.)

fuck man.

awesomeNESS.

one HUGE ASS BOWl arrived... (the people who ordered large. wah DAMN large)

SO MUCH SEAFOOD !!!!

my SMALL bowl had 3 FAT HUGE BIG BIG prawns. mussels and shit loads of lala.
like... lalalallalaallalalalalalalallalala.
damn a lot of lalala la.

the soup..
well im no soup connoisseur.

but fuck that was some awesome soup!

damn thick.
one of my bosses wanted to drink it through a straw.

the tom yum soup also power packed.
the soup not like cincai red watery coloured.
tom yum soup. DARK RED BROWN MAN.
POWER packed maximum.

so ok la. bill came.
my SMALL laksa was rm15...
hahahha

WORTH EVERY CENT!

my mouth has about8 ulcers.. all over la.
bottom lip. top right gum, back left gum, right cheek and right side of tongue (yes damn pain)

but drinking the soup... NO PAIN!

wah heaven i tell you.

albeit i was crying and sniffling from the pedasness...
but so was everyone else. so i figure it wasnt me.
(plenty of tissues provided at all tables.. dont worry!)

haha.

my aircond died like a while back.

got new aircond.
i sleep like baby.
but better.

now i dont want to leave my room.
everyday ppl ask me out.
duwan! just stay in bed with ac play nintendo.

haha.

i need to get a haircut this weekend.

anyways.

dont forget mothers day this sunday people :)

thats all for now.
im gonna sms my boss and ask if i can chabut. hungry.
~end~

gaijin smash ressurected

2007-05-11T20:17:00.000+10:00

its back up.

black japanese man in japan now got new job!

working at 2 new schools :)

let the fun begin !

whoohoo!

(LINK ON THE RIGHT)

enjoy.

(link changed from i am a japanese school teacher to gaijin smash)

COME FIGHT MY NINJA!

2007-05-10T16:10:00.000+10:00

lol

CLICK HERE

just insert your name and fight me!

~end~

yay!

2007-05-07T20:55:00.000+10:00

theres a new entrant to the blog community!

CLICK HERE! (blogwawasan)

great stuff. damn funny!

haha

excellent read.

now blogger doesnt let me post straight from the clicky link i added at the bottom of the page =(

must actually go to blogger homepage and submit through there.
ghey.
~end~

7pm. still stuck at work =/

weekend review

2007-05-07T05:31:00.000+10:00

ok. so i slept through the entire weekend.
saturday didnt do anything. slept.
sunday slept. woke up at 3pm. took a nap. woke up at 8pm lol.

finally finished FINAL FANTASY 3 on my nintendo ds.
FINALLY.

lol.

oh.

my fucking air cond DIED.
im dying.

dying i tell you.

mum came back from sg.
got lots of goodies to eat :)

yum

thats about all for now.

now to move on to the next ds game.
hehehe.

fucking spammers spam kao my tagboard again.

grats to man u for winning the premiership!
i was hoping that chelsea would win the arsenal match.
cos then atleast the chelsea vs man u match mid week got more tension.
now their match nothing to gain except pride.
would be damn funny if man u fielded some youngster reserve side against chelsea haha.

newcastle lost to bburn at home.
damn sad.
damn damn sad.
sigh.

i hope tottenham rape charlton kao kao!
keane hat trick please!
thats all for now!~
~end~

its been a while.

2007-05-03T17:23:00.000+10:00

a funny conversation!

between ming and i:

ben says:
was supposed to go diving pool lesson with caryl day before yesterday.
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
lol
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
haha
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
diving lessons meh
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
hahaha
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
how high?
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
15 feet?
ben says:
dunno never been to the pool
ben says:
no lah siao ar 15 feet
ben says:
thats a FIVE meter deep pool lol
ben says:
thats like.. almost 3 storeys! hahahaha
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
hahaha
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
where got 3 storeys
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
the door is like 8 feet
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
one storey is like 10 feet
ben says:
oh yeah
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
i think the huge ass one is like 50 feet
ben says:
10 meters? no la
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
water will break ur bones la
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
jump 50 feet
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
crazy
ben says:
what you talking about
ben says:
not spring board diving la
ben says:
SCUBA DIVING
ben says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
oh
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
aiya
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
hahaha
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
thats why
ben says:
like wtf 50 feet water break your bones?
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
i tot so stylo
ben says:
LOL
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
you doing some spring board diving
noodle 陈逸明 the 面条 says:
then i tot wah

ROFL.

randomness

office all went to amsterdam without me :(
but now damn empty. except my miniboss and boss..
damn.

haha.. atleast now can post at work a bit.
got goodparking as well.

thats all for now :)
~end~

hi folks.

2007-04-28T21:02:00.000+10:00

yes i realise my blog is dying.

i think its mostly attributed to the fact that i just cant seem to find time to set aside to just compose my thoughts and review the events that has passed by since my last post.

currently watching the movie Music & Lyrics.
awesome romantic comedy.
5/5

hugh grant can sing. and drew barrymore is adorably hot as ever.

but anyways yeah...

weekdays. just no mood to post when i come back home..
weekends.. i just wanna sleep.

but yeah...
office life is starting to get mundane.
im not learning anything anymore.
and im not really enjoying what im doing.
my miniboss is still bitchy as ever.

now i tend to send out lots of spam random email humour i find.
so if you want in on the action feel free to let me know. (pls let me know of which email to send to)
lots of office humour and random stuff.

kryptonite has been found on earth.
its a white rock instead.
but its the same material as labeled in the movie lol.

been watching/buying a LOT of movies.
i buy an average of 6 movies everytime i go to a dvd fella.
last week bought 12. this week bought 6 so far.
shooting aces is awesome.
great action flick in a looooong time.
nachoooooooo libre is good. finally got around to watching it.

*ANACONDAA SQUEEEEZE*

lol.

my office going to amsterdam next week =/
i cant go.
joined my company 2 months too late.
bah.

newcaslte drew 0-0 with chelsea.
good stuff.
chelsea had 0 shots on target!
newcastle had 1.. (bramble... ironic isnt it)

i have high hopes this weekend.

thats about all so far.

next week i resume diving lessons. that will be fun :)
ehehe.

ah well.

oh yeah.
the gang and i are trying to get a weekly futsal thingy going. so if youre in kl and want a piece of the action. let me know!

oh..! i just remembered. i am now in adlins bands music video lol.
but i havent seen it yet.
so lol... i hope its good.
~end~

Couldnt resist

2007-04-19T16:56:00.000+10:00

Boss out of office. i have nothing to do.

therefore.. my Star Wars alter ego is:

WHOOHOO!

~end~

THE ASSICONS! (stolen from adlins blog)

2007-04-19T16:47:00.000+10:00

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

~end~

(now at office..)

sorry too lazy to blog

2007-04-17T15:11:00.000+10:00

you will have to make do with lame office humour:

Scientists recently released results of an analysis that revealed
the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a
concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
hormones(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn
into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer
each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to men you
know to warn about drinking too much beer!

beer = bad!

~end~

interesting past few days

2007-04-01T07:42:00.000+10:00

so where shall i start

things have been rather topsy turvy.

on one hand. my social life has been great the past few days.

so much fun.

on the other. work has taken a toll for the worse and im very certain i dont want to work there anymore.
2 months at the most.

well.

last thursday.
went to Maison (random club in kl)
cos it was ladies night.

bing was celebrating his uni business offers he got. so he bought 2 bollingers(champaigne) and a grey goose (vodka)
there was sean, bing, nic, ryan + bings indian woman colleague and i.
we finished the alcohol fast.

though i contributed to most of that, as i spiked ryan sohs drink 3 times over everytime he wasnt looking (and when he was looking as well) haha

in the end. ryan ended up GRINDING against EVERY WOMAN he saw lol.
regardless if she had a man with his arms around her or not.

respect.

lol.

20 minutes later. ryan passed out.
hahaha

so i had to drag his ass out of the club.

(later ryan(when sober) questioned. "eh, why did we leave the club? it was so fun!)
lol.

we ended up dumping ryan on his couch at home.

then lepaked at bings.
bing watch borat. i fell asleep. we all left just before the 'borat gay scene'

friday.
nothing happened. work sucked.
cos our coordinator got fired. and they're short staffed. and since i have no work.
they want me to do some light coordinator stuff.

which i do NOT want to do at all.
cos its the MOST menial dumb ass suck job in the world.
and it is a womans job.
im not being sexist. but thats just the way it is.
there are no men account coordinators.

*sigh*

quiet night with the mtg fellas.
i convinced everyone to go to bah kut teh in KLANG at 2am lol
i singlehandedly ate 16rm worth of bah kut teh.
(2 portions)
lol.
bloated kao kao.
but it was worth it.

saturday. woke up at 4pm cos bing called me to go to dota.

played dota. that was fun.
we lost all our games. when we played a 3v3.
i then proceeded to rape them all.
all is good lol.

had a great dinner at checkers.
some pork heaven home-styled restaurant.

the mexican sausage is great.
cos that is REAL meat. the sausage was still lightly pink in the middle
bliss.

the pork knuckle, was the size of a slightly smaller than normal chicken.
that too was bliss.

(PORK O.D.) *ahem*

so tender the fat.
lol.

yummeh.

had some light drinks at somo after that.
was a nice chillout session.

drank some nice white wine. had some fruity taste to it.
(hey i dont claim to be a wine drinker :P)

went to bings and played settlers.
that was great fun.
last round we played. i super raped everyone haha.

then now. 6am here i am.
tired and sleepy.

ah well..

onto other things.

ive been seeing a chick ...

used to go out with her a long time ago. and recently caught up again.
im pretty sure she still has a thing for me.

but i dunno if i feel anything for her >.<>.<
ive always tried to stay away from her cos i know she got bf.
but of late, shes been really .. really friendly haha.

keeps kacauing me for this and that.
cos this thursday got karaoke session.
said i could go. then later realised gotta go diving lesson. so cannot go.
so then now she keeps giving me the evil eye.
not that i mind. shes quite sexy when she puts on the angry pout lol.

anyway its late.

i need to sleep.
nitey nites,

newcastle lost again.
sigh. sadness.
~end~

HI!

2007-03-27T00:11:00.000+10:00

its been a while.

been rather busy past few days.

more like couple of weeks.

just too tiring to actually spend time at home posting as opposed to just sleeeping.

anyway whats up in the world of ben?

current time 10:15PM

im still at the office.
yeah me and 1 other dude. (that im aware of)
since its empty, can post.

umm....

anyway. 2 weeks ago.
miniboss went on holiday.
she left me work to do.
then ok.
(she was gone for 1 week)

so ok.
bigger boss, thought i had no work to do. so kept me busy WHOLE week.

so a LOT of work.
nvm.

caught up with nic wong (kl one) again.
he up from sydney.
hes fucking feral.

if you have 2 legs 2 arms and a head. beware.
if you have boobies and a vagina.
you got no hope la lol.

anyway. tomorrow supposed to meet up with them again. (as well as this coming thursday)
which is why im trying to rush work out.

last saturday was nice.
went on a date with a someone i have a very complicated relationship with a long time ago.
to my surprise. time has been a great ally for her :)

we went to watch perfume, the story of a murderer
*MOVIE SPOILER*
i personally enjoyed this movie.

this fella is like daredevil.
cept that instead of being blind, he can smell!

yes, he did the whole.

*WHOA, SMELLY SENSE TINGLING!*
/dodge the thingy that was thrown at him from behind

LOL

but anyway.
he pursues to capture the 'essence'/smell of a woman.
so he ends up murdering them to get their smell.

its almost 3 hours long

when i saw in cinema slightly under 2 hours 30 minutes.

a LOT of censorships hahaha

too much boobie.
(they didnt get it all too)

so get the dvd.

oh yeah, dustin hoffman is in it too...
but not a really big role.

overall, i give it a 4/5.
but i think this may vary a lot, depending if you root for the murderer or not.

i think the chick was a bit disturbed by this psycho murderer lol...

(but IMO, you dont get bad dustin hoffman movies)

*SPOILER END*

ok sunday.

(this is a mtg portion. so you non-magic comprende people. i fear you may not understand the following)

sean asked me to be his partner in the 2 headed giant torney.
so ok la.

(2 headed giant is where, you play in a team. 2 decks. shared turns+life)

i thought it would be a light event.
cos expensive.
i thought .. ok la. there would be at most 12 teams.
top 4 makes it in to semis.
(cos top 4 teams, 2 people each team, 8 in total lor)

but then.. 35 teams.

basket looooong day ahead.

so anyway, it was sealed deck. so ok. we opened a semi decent deck.
then there was a deck swap.

mike toh(the devil) being the lazy bastard, made us swap decks with the table next to us.

so when the decks were tossed around, i asked vincent gan next table.
"your deck good or not?"

...

then he just very sullenly nodded his head.....

*insert LIGHTBULB here!*

haha
i quickly snatched vincents deck and proceeded to open it.

it was the BOMB deck of ALL bomb decks.

everyones jaw dropped when they saw it hahahhahaa

seriously they thought we cheated.
got damnation (the new WoG) and the new armageddon and 2 dragons(both the same).
seriously super cheating stuff.
couldnt get any better.

our sealed deck so good. we COULDNT play blue!
HAHHAHAHAHA

APPARENTLY a few days prior. raj asked sean, who his 2hg teammate gonna be. he said it was gonna be me. then raj said "ah no worries one.. ben sure got luck of the devil"

WTF?!

since when i got this "luck of the devil..."
(not to mention tyre puncture last week haha)

but after our sealed deck escapades... raj went rampant telling everyone about how he said i got this luck of the devil lol =.=;;;

so ok.

we raped EVERYONE.
we went 7-0.
never lost.

fought terry soh.
fucker tried to intentionally give me a warning.

cos i accidentally tapped a PLAINS with my elbow without realising.
he claimed i tried to cheat him.
like WTF he gonna do? respond to me tapping my mana?????

FUCK YOU BITCH.

seriously i wanna kick his ass.
what a disgusting representation of 'elite' msian mtg players.

fortunatly, sean and i raped him.
and fortunatly i have no self shame and a big big mouth.

so calling him a fucker very loudly behind his back to everyone was slightly redeeming.
still.. getting my FIRST warning in my life to something stupid like that.
im pissed off...

seriously i was gonna scratch kao his integra with my fucking key if i had lost that game.

i really wanna bitch slap that fella.
so fucking desperate to win.

ISH

cunt maggot.

anyway.

other 'interesting' matches of the day.

fought jason yap and scott suren.
both good players. but can be rather technical.

so when shuffling the decks.
i said straight up.

"you gonna be bastards?"

reply
"ah i hope not..."

....

"you gonna be fuckers?!??!!!"

reply
"i hope not!!!"
...

hahahhaha ok that broke the tension well.

was a decent game, we had luck on our side that one. so was quite the walkover.

at one point in the game

it was their turn and they were deeeeep in concentration

then out of the blue...

i said(very loudly at that)

...

"WAAAAAAAAIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!"

....

they all stare at me blankly...

....

"ok you may continue..."

>.<;

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA

their jaws just dropped..... lol

sean was like muttering under his breath. "my teammates an asshole"

raj is like shaking his head in disbelief...

LOL

fucking funny!

AAHHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

then in the last match.

we were 6-0 alreayd. so confirmed in the semi finals. cos the closest score to us was 5-1
(only 5 and a draw was needed to get in)
i wanted to intentionally mana burn cos cocky a bit.
but sean didnt let me :(

lol.

good thing he is player A.

otherwise stupid things gonna happen lol.

semi finals we drafted.
lost to au yong and sam
(the team i wanted to manaburn against)

we had 2 life. they had 12
we ignited memory them. storm 4
ignite memory 4R
opponent reveals random card in his hand, take damage equal to casting cost.
cos of storm. it was cast 4 times.

only sam had cards in his hand, so he chose him. he mana flooded. only had 3 lands in his hand so we lost =/

bah.

oh well.

7-0 still good score :)
but too bad we didnt get to go to san diego....

would've interrupted with my uk plans i guess...

but still....

so now. better get back to work.

i got a lot of links and shit i wanna post...

but like no time =/

go to the weebl site on the links on the right of my blog. always got good shit there.

hehe

thats all folks!
back to the workings.

sigh.
~end~

EDIT: some minor stuff to add...
now 12:30pm.

eyes getting blurred.
going home.
nites